Y.B. MUST DIE!

"All you Sucka MPs, won't you please come out to D-I-E..."-  KRS-One
(Twisted Version for Barisan Najis)

Russian Courtesy

"Съешьте Меня!"

Say 'Tak Nak' to Phantom Voters!

S-I-L must be the Kepala (me)Antu kot?
wooooo… oooooo…

The Son-In-law Cometh.

Remember why you vote.
VOTE WISELY.

Ijok Residents Treated to a Shock and Awe Show.

Don’t ask me why Parthiban spoke German.
Maybe it’s has to do with Jean, I meant Gene…

Deploy When Desperate!

How low can a coalition party gets?
Oh, you haven’t seen nuthin’ yet!

HOT IJOKe.

Mr. Parthiban,
Smile and the world thinks you’re an Idiot.
As for Khalid, just duck the bottles! lolx

And the most-promising NAZI Youth Award goes to...

And who do you think sponsor them?
YOU! Yes, YOU! A vote for Barisan Najis is a VOTE FOR PEMUDA KALA-JENGKING!

Can The Dead VOTE? Of Courseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hoi!, RAIS* How come this Deviant Show is NOT banned???
Nevermind, once YOU’re dead, Barisan Najis will RAISe you from Dead to VOTE for them!
Muahahahahahhaahhaahah! *very eveeeel laugh.

*RAISe the Dead?

Korupsi Sebab Dimakan dengan Kari

Verbal diarrhoea. Made famous by leaders of today.

Start Bribing Early, Barisan Notorious!

Start them young, ‘Bribing’ that is.
Don’t wait for another one of your MP to ‘Kick-the-Bucket’.
… oh yeah before I forget, Motherfuckers!. hurhurhur

NAZI Groups Seen @ Ijok and Machap

Yes, it has already exists. These ‘Brownshirts’ are being deployed at every by-election by a certain coalition. Their objectives are obvious. Spot them if you can at your nearest by-election!

Will JACK BAUER Surivive the next '24x2'?

“All CTU agents, locate and support Agent J. Bauer on all fronts, last known mission, Agent J. Bauer attempt to infiltrate a network of illegal timber export empire under an Evil Mastermind under the guise of Abdul Tahi’b. Be on alert, assailant is armed with a ‘Cheat Minister’ title and under the protection of the Barisan Notorious! Roger and Out!”

Cemerlang, Gemilang serta Kuda Belang!

Product of our ‘Semat’(Smart) School?
Kerismudin should’ve been proud!

Dis Is Roti-Ba-KAAAAAAAAAAR!

We should be proud of our local ‘Jantan’, Bapa mertua would too, IF he’s still awake.

Rowdy Beruk Making a Ruckus @ Ijok

Thanks to Jelas.info, we have ‘fresh’ pics of Barisan Najis Monkey pics.
The BIGGEST Ape with the smallest penis, hence he have to be ‘shouldered’ on some ass-kissers’ back!
Doesn’t he reminds you of Inferior-complex King Farquar of Shrek?
Keep us updated with the pics, Jelas.info!

Dip Da Scale, Baby!

50 Nefarious Years of really ‘blind’ justice according to a certain coalition.

60 Million Pictures Presents: LIE HARD 4.0

Hippee’Kayuh Lagi-lah’ Motherfuckar!

URL to get Free tickets.

The REAL Reason For the North-Pole Jump Delay!

Hurrah Hello Kitty!

Find out what happened on his previous Jump!

Bribe Me Badges Available for Ijok By-Election

… and oh, forgot to add, “…Motherfuckers”.

Tee-SHIT

Lessons learned from Machap.

The PaipBocors and The Leaks of Air Kencings!

How does he fix a nation when his ‘house’ banjir(flood) like his pledges?
‘OhMyLongKang, Temberang dan Kuda Belang!’ of course!

Congratulations to the People of MACHAP!

Enjoy the ‘free acres’, ‘free makan’ and ‘free house renovations’,
while it lasts.

Barisan Najis Booby Trap

I hope I would at least own something at Machap after the by-election since they’re abusing my tax money on the town. MaCha*hAi!

Parti Undi Rosak! PUNDAK!

Thanks to Aisehman.Org, Anti-Barisan Najis Propaganda Liberation Front(A-BNPLF) got word there’s a new Political Party in town! Go and get yourself a mighty ROTFLTM from Parti Undi Rosak!!!

The Bedol Ultimatum

Sinister and Mean as he should be.
So the ‘True Colors’ is out and it’s RED.

Satu Lagi Projek Hijacked by A-BNPLF

Don’t tell me my wonderful poster skills are by Barisan Najis too!

Men of the Year?

El Rock & El Jeff, Viva Blogga Revolución!
Watch out for the Sleepy Ninja!
Jangan Pandang Belakang! aha...

Kudos to Seth for the idea.

Here's One You Register As A BLOGGER!

Nuff Said!

ZAM Wants You To Cease Blogging!

No wonder he STANK where ever he goes.

A-BNPLF Trounce Barisan Najis!

Vote Barisan Najis if you want more ‘Good News’ or just smell bad.

A-BNPLF Strikes Again!

Watch the hostility, Lady!
Ahh, we backwater people simply couldn’t comprehend BN’s sophistication.
I apologise on behalf of the Wool Lady, due to the fact we don't have sheep, we don't have that much wool, hence the 'hostility'. Now Bugger Off, BN!

Anti-Barisan Najis Propaganda Liberation Front!

Amaciam my poster? Can ‘Chelen’ BN’s Propaganda Onslaught?
Haven’t thought of a Funny ACRONYM yet…

What Has Your Barisan Najis MP Done For 'Chu' Lately?

On why these Barisan Najis MPs waste Taxpayer’s money on 5–star hotel briefings, door-gifts, ‘special pins’ and etc:

“Why do you people always waste time raising such trivial matters. Can’t they see that the garmen has done much for the people,” he said.


I rather get hit by with his LV hand-bag than listen to his answers, don’t chu think?

Shocking Revelation!

You wished.
Happy Teasing and Getting Teased.