Thursday, May 31, 2007

Chicken Pictures Presents: HOLLOWMAN

But you can still smell his hair grease!

But you can still smell the grease from his hair.
Pluck-pluck-pluck!

more:
Mad Druid

"Sorry, No Grey Areas!"

Sorry No Grey Areas to Hide!

Barisan Najis’s show of hand, “Sai-Lang!”
Well, at least it’s now clear for all to see.
No more ‘Colours’ for VMY2007, life goes on…

Musang Media Presents: IDR Cookout!

'Harum' Khabar Dari Rupa

For REAL? Get outha heree…
Can’t I have some left-overs, pls pls pls!

Monday, May 28, 2007

MaChAi Film presents 'Delayed Erections'

Gangster No.1!

Thugs and Dog Brothers of AMNO, ready to be utilised like true Machais!
S-I-L still talks in SMS-language, da buffoon!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

"Come Challenge Me in Erections!" - Aza'Gorilla'

Rooooooaarrrrr!! Eh spelling salah...
Would embarrass even our distant simian cousins…
How do we prove a female gorilla gets err.. ‘stimulated’?
You’re looking at one now!
Roooarr!!!

Friday, May 25, 2007

S-I-L Opens His Mouth Wide...

Glasgow Kiss from Alex Ferguson

Idiot or Fool?
There’s no ‘Hero’ in this game and that gottha hurt! :P

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Sexual Deprieved MPs? AGAIN

There those idiots go again!
Agreed. Barisan Najis male MPs are Horny little Buffoons who kept blaming the opposite sex for all their misdeeds!

more:
4896
Rocky’s Bru
Mental-Jog
WielMaja
Eli Wong
Zorro -Unmasked
Maverick
Po Kuan

Morons Un-United!
New Team in town!
Click on pic to know the Players!
Courtesy of Wattahack


Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Understatement of the Year!

Notty Notty Notty!

Admission without prejudice.
I’m impressed with the honesty.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Hello ZAM Sayang...

Opocot!!! ZAM Takut Buku! Wakakaka

If anyone could read the book, it will translate to ‘Maturity’ and ‘Understanding’.
Abang ZAM aduhai…

Kudos to Freethinker for the alert.

More:
Malaysiakini

Temp Parliament Replacement?

Ou-oh-uhoh-aahh-haaghh-haagh-eeek--eeeek!
The people recommends this temporary shelter as soon as they heard the plight of leaks and wiring problems at The House. No need to thank us, we insists. ;)

Friday, May 18, 2007

BUM2007: The Stage is Set, let's Roll!

Howsy, Told ya we shoulda summarise the Text!

Let’s get it on!
*Click on pic for more info.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Biggie Up for the Royal Couple!

Daulat Tuanku!

Give it up for the couple of the decade!

May they be bless with happiness, longevity, prosperty, wisdom, children, grand-children, great-grand-children and lotsa other great stuff!
Daulat Tuanku!

Was There Any Apology???

Kah Kah Kakak Tak Nampak! Abang Tak Nampak!

One thing for sure they sure make Ugly babies!

more:
The Bintang Spin
Malaysiakini

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Berita Tak Terkini

NaCheap Pekena Telinga-Tarik

Kak Ros should be serving this delicious cuisine to her notty C4–playing man.
El Balachi also confirmed he has skin(especialy his face) as thick as his ARSE.
Other then these satirical news, there’s confirmed news(which is no longer a ‘rumour’) about some leader ‘sleep-walking with style’, not collapse.

More:
MalaysiaKini

Sunday, May 13, 2007

HMD HMD HMD

Happy Mother's Day

To all mothers in the world,
Salut!

*Don't forget the Kisses! - my late-mom would've say...
Muackzzz!

Friday, May 11, 2007

Sans-Dignity Amongst Barisan Najis MPs.

The next time you walk out on an insult, you walk out on your dignity.

Why be an elected representative when you can’t even STAND UP against SEXISM?
You shamed and failed the people, MPs.

Updated:
2 B. Najis women MPs finally has showed 'some' solidarity! (after 4 days)


Video Recording:
"Batu Gajah MP Tiap-tiap Bulan Bocor!"

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Embassies are for hosting Par-tays!

Embassies are for hosting parties.

Do you know the two Bolehlanders are still STUCK at Saudi Arabia?
Why do we have embassies in the first place? Hosting parties?

FYI: Bedol is OiSee Chairman who can’t even bring back 2 Bolehlanders.

More:
MalaysiaKini
Chow Kon Yeow

Updates
Wow, The Bintang paper finally has the ballz to print this, I'm impressed:
The Bintang

Resistance is Futile!

All Your Kuihs are Ours!

On our next General Elections, hopefully we get to witness 2007 won’t be like “2004”. Now onward with the sexy runner girl with the sledgehammer!

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Mass Bribery Begins NOW!

Why Yall Thinks He's Nice Little Fler is still a mystery to me!

Yes, It is suppose to be Creepy, just like Bribery.
Why doesn’t the Pay-Hike occur 3 years ago?
You know the answer.

Psst, if you’re a civil servant, you know your pay-hike was due the moment this sleepy bugger jacks up everything else eons ago.

Monday, May 07, 2007

If Someone Makes It BIG, She's a BOLEHLANDER!

and No, ABC does not necessary have bigger dicks

Even her scholarships from the tiny island down south.
To claimed her entirely for Bolehland is a tad bit ‘desperate’ lah.

and congrats to this ‘former-Bolehlander’, may the world appreciates your talents and effort regardless of your race, religion and nationality. ;)

Blood Bank Chooses RED.

Mei Bank U Suck!

Some 3rd rated bank wants to practise apartheid. It’s bad enough one of its directors is the hubby of the AP Queen but blatant discriminatory practice is Bolehland’s 1st!

*clap-clap-clap we’re are now the World’s New South Africa!

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Foot-In-the-Mouth Minister Strikes Again!

ZAM Eats Out Tonite!

I’m sure Sole-Eating Disorder is not enshrined on our Federal Constitution.
Eat up, ZAM!


Credits to Bliss aka Andrew.O of Malaysiakini on the news.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Musang Media Presents: Diary of a Serial Plagiarist!

Copypastaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!!

The ‘Some things are better never written’ TAGLINE is an ORIGINAL.
Such visionary I’d say.

This is NASI-LEMAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!! - Yelling Spartan

Hmmm... sedap sarapan pagi


I don’t ‘Get-It’ either.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Violence Does Not Discriminate.

Unlike Britney, You Won't Wanne Get Hit One More Time!

What happened to the security guard screening process talked about years ago after the brutal murder of the little girl?

Cemerlang, Gemilang, Terbilang?

No Substitute for Intelligence.



Hey, the planes are finally going to debut in LIMA 2007.
Hitch a ride, afterall it’s YOUR money.