Birthday Boy’s Announcement

Birthday Boy thank you for your contribution (without your knowledge or consent, of course!)
PG: Parental Guidance Suggested. Some materials are not suitable for children i.e. : Politicians, politicians and politicians.

Birthday Boy thank you for your contribution (without your knowledge or consent, of course!)
And might I add, not just any ordinary seal, a retarded seal.
What do you expect after 3 days of bingeing and stuffing your face with food it bound to come out sooner or later.
Good News!: After years of siphoning and abusing Taxpayers’ money, we have a new luxurious beef, made with putting bovines on strategic luxurious properties! Behold! Our very own ‘ShariZatMemangLembu’ species!
Turns out these are the ‘Tricked-Out’ options our wise Def. Ministry conveniently forgot to tell us.
Now tell me THIS didn’t give you the Impact you need!
…on what is happening like Johnny English but unlike everyone’s fav MI6 secret agent, this abomination will not bungle himself into any coincidental awesomeness anytime soon.
Hmm... there's something sinister that keeps recurring on this d00d, do YOU see it?
No Dragons, no fantastic medieval fantasy just the usual Buying, Back-Stabbin’, Betrayal, Wenching, Looting, Pillaging, Gravy-Training and of course, Incest their way unto the Iron Throne!
Just like UMNGOK’s perverted version of ‘Guided Democracy’(which works exactly like Totalitarianism) they want to ‘guide’ your vote by stopping a video promoting voting from reaching voters. wow. minds’ve been blown.