KABOOM! @#$%*&^%

The thinking Hero who uses his mental prowess to ‘solve’ issues rather than using brute power, well he wasn’t thinking, isn’t he? When the smaller head takes over the bigger head, he’s in big ‘twouble’.



The exotic beauty who was the ‘Hero’ ‘s aide, well until she lost herself in that ‘one night of passion’ with the lead character and thus forever condemned to suffer for Eternity(Don’t worry, her polygons are still with the Developers, ——->the baby! so the bloodline continues – Mob)


The Plot or in his case, Blackmail.


The impression which the ‘Hired Pros’ projected to The Protagonist(refer above) to ‘Settle the Matter’.


The Goons.
Like I’ve said, he wasn’t thinking.

Needless to say it didn’t went well. Like the mother-of-all-fuck-ups, the Protagonist slips up when it involves more than E=mc². The protagonist has the brains, the wits and a great orator to the mass, but sucks when it’s Emo time with lotsa mushy passion. Throw in a scenery of exotic landscape and high-altitude sex, the protagonist got himself knocked out breathless. Totally not in control, totally not himself. When he got a grip of himself, he left hurriedly and return to ‘normality’, to his country, his wife and work.

Heeeeey, who the FUCK CARES about your friggin’ romp with some tribe?
The question remains:

HOW THA FUCK DO YOU HAVE THE SANITY TO BLOW ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, SOMEONE YOU’RE ONCE IN LOVED WITH? YOU’RE SICKO, MOTHERFUCKER!



p/s: If you’re still thinking I’m talking ‘bout Gordon Freeman of Half-Life, then you need to read the papers, peeps!