Sunday, November 19, 2006

Wanita DUMNO = Women for Aryan Unity?

Women for Aryan Unity

Echoing Hitler's view that women should focus on "Kirche, Küche, Kinder" (church, kitchen, children), the Women for Aryan Unity Web site urges racist women to "stand by" their husbands by keeping their home, providing for their "comfort," and indoctrinating their children with hate. Encouraging women to focus on "midwifery," "survival cooking," and "education," the site instructs racist women to take up weapons and sound the "battle cry" only if their husbands "fall." These women are upset that they have been taught they "are no longer needed in the home as wives and mothers" and angered that they "have been forced to compete with men for the males' jobs."

Wanita DUMNO

Wives of certain muslim cabinet ministers wear clothes are too revealing.
“There are people going around in clothes that exposed three quarters of their bodies!”
(Funny, if it’s 3/4 of the body that means she’s either topless or pantiless and you should’ve called me! – Mob)

Drug addicts should be marooned on an island instead of allowing them the hotel-like luxuries at rehabilitation centres.  “Let them survive on the island's worms and moss.”  
(Let’s see if this Wanita DUMNO would say the same thing IF her own family or relatives in similar situation – Mob)

She said there were too many foreign dramas with bad elements that distracted women from their chores. 
(Chores? I thought genuine women are fighting for equality at workplace and salaries, not washing dishes and mopping the floor. So she herself is neglecting her own ‘Chores’ since she went to talk cock at the GA isn’t it? – Mob)

Raheeemah said someone from DUMNO should be heading the Energy, Water and Communications Ministry and monitoring these dramas instead of Datuk Seri Dr Lim Koh Yak.  

“There are many of us in DUMNO who can lead the ministry,” she added.  

(I’m sure the street name of DUMNO says it all.-Mob)

There you have it, our very own local WAU(Women for Aryan Unity) uttering total crap after too much jamu makan FREE at the GA. 


Saturday, November 18, 2006

Kristallnacht in Bolehland? and the Chaos Theory

What the hell is ‘Kristallnacht’?
Hell is correct when it’s used to describe Kristallnacht also known as:
Reichkristallnacht, Novemberpogrome, Pogromnacht and finaly to the rest of the world ‘Night of the Broken Glass’. One of the main readon for calling it a ‘Crystal Night’ it because of the shops windows and house of a certain defenceless race being broken to pieces and ransacked and thus it was sarcastically named by the Instigators during the night.

Google ‘Kristallnacht’ and ‘Wiki’ and all will be clear. Signs are already pointing we’re heading a similar collision. A certain race are being highlighted/blamed/accused for all the troubles and woes of another race by leaders of this Nazi-like coalition which doesn’t make any sense as they’ve been in power for 5 decades. This Neo-Nazi Unholy Alliance had been systematically breaking and leading the assault on anyone who’s not their ‘own’ and berrating innocent hard working people. Most new generations has never known the hardship and sufferings of that night which eventually led to the outbreak of World War II.

An Example of ‘ Kristallnacht’ which broken shop windows shimmering at night.

A certain race which are being blamed for all the troubles of another being arrested and led to concentration camps.

Foreign papers alarmed the world with the new emergence of Hate 50 years ago.

Yes, most of us ordinary people in this once-called Multicultural society has the utmost respect for each other but when crazed leaders are desperate, they will do anything and I meant ‘anything’ to stay in power just another day, even if it means the sacrifice of human lives and plunging the nation into Chaos.

How could that be? When you’re in Chaos, everything should be ‘uncontrollable’ and a complete disorder right?
The Chaos Theory as highlighted by Lorenz says although the effects of chaos appears to ‘look’ random and changes dynamicaly, a pattern emerges! It’s this pattern which determines and defines ‘chaos’ or the ‘Butterfly Effect’. We have to look at the Chaos theory closely because our socio-political environment seems to suggests we’re heading towards it!

How to recognised the Chaos theory in action>
You have to look at how a certain coalition party in action, this coalition was formed based on an event which would have led to a to a dramatic change to our history as we knew it, but Inertia proves that if the disturbing force is not equal or more than its force, it refuses to bulge and repels any ‘outsite’ force which disrupts its flow. You would have thought the ‘inertia’ is certain ‘majority’ party, sorry wrong again. the inertia said is actually the sentiments of the majority! In democracy, the ‘inertia’ or force is actually the minds and needs of the people. the opposing force is actually the ruling coalition which is a small ‘force of Elites’ trying for the last 5 decades to unbridled the Inertia or mindset of the people with its Chaos Theory(Racial/Religion issues). Everyone recoqnised race and religion as clear as day but through the human spirit, we had formed the Inertia which overwhelms any opposing changes which tries to disrupts its path. These small opposing force realised their attempts are in vain unless they come up with a new trick in town. Mind you, Lorenz theorised the Chaos theory ages ago but some smart ass in the ruling elites must have stumbled upon it during his time at Oxford or some maktabin Kuala Kangsar.

The Chaos Theory.
By realising they couldn’t make the inertia move to their liking, they are slowly changing its course instead. They had 50 years to do just that, ok maybe some early leaders does initiated moves to the right direction and its intention were indeed noble. True sincerity are intentions are spot on, and it yields greatly. Ok, zoom back to the last 20 years, we have our ‘flow’ of force, yes there were some minor ‘disturbances’ and some scandals but all’s well in Bolehland. Now just take 5 years back, a ‘pattern’ emerges after an influential kepala steps down. Suddenly the inertia became ‘weak’, its path uncharted and unclear eventhough the said kepala has set its course on Autopilot. Here is when everyone thought it’s becoming ‘chaotic’ as the new emperor appears to be manipulated by someone who knew the Lorenz’s theory well. He’s young, eager and ambitious. It’s perfectly clear he’s IMPATIENT because of the theory he has put into great effect. He sets up his events which will trigger the ‘Butterfly Effect’, by instigating a mindless set of imps and rouse their egos that everything under the sun on this country is not ‘shared’ but whole-owned by them. They can be ‘masters’ of their own istanas and live off the fat of the land. ‘Chaotic’ or dynamic contents emerges and we suddenly have a chain of socio injustice events which will need dismantling of the charted courses. We have dynamics which appears randomly and doesn’t make logical senses! Take for instance the case of the alleged socio-negligence on the idiot ex-Raja Bodek of Penang, Penang has the least poverty in the whole Bolehland and yet, a significant event of which a puppet thug-leader has played its role under this Chaos Master to incite and impress the nation that there are people being ‘marginalised’.

At first, all the events are unnoticable but soon you realised you can’t escape from this well-intended ‘Dynamic content’ which are being pushed and shove up our throats. These events are meant to trigger the Chaotic situation where it appears to be disorderly but you can bet there’s always a Chaos masters riding and benefiting from all this. And when the dust finaly settles, he/she would ‘Rise a Knight’ and diligently act to ‘save the nation’.

Beware the Chaos masters in our midst.

 This was written after the author took half a pill of Rinofort for flu, he’s now dozing piecefully…

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Nori Appreciates Little Things ...lolx

Yeah a HUGE sense of humour! buhahahahahaha
Bananas in Pa-ja-mas!
Yes, dear Noree,

Be STRONG even when your ‘Cutesy-pie’ has shown the whole nation how small a man he could be.
Or you could have that ‘all girl-friends Jamaican’ vacation you’ve planned to get your Groove back, woman.

Bolehland Nursery Rhyme Gone Wrong

superior race? ya gottha be shittin' me

Look Ma, I yam not on HDTV yet! Damn you PAL

The Nazi has a standard time for Mass Urinating! All together nowz, grabz, pullz and pizzzz

Now, doesn’t these pics remind you of a certain Assembly?

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Some Fler Kissing a Keris

“Don't test me! …smelling this replica! Yo, Khai, you want sum of these? This is some good shit!”

“Naah, I’m good, you can have the whole relic” *cringes in disgust and snigger at the thought of how he dip the AhMing Saree replica in his F-I-L’s personal latrine minutes ago.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Perang ++++++++ ?

Did I just blaspheme?
And Those dang biskuT are jusT irresisTible!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Sexy Dress Code and Distorted Pixels

The MONSTER Paper:
"We are not saying that she was at fault for wearing a skirt, but we need to look whether there is any loophole in the dress code,"

The Bintang Paper:
“If the dress was not sexy, the incident would not have happened.”

Who’s the Spin-Meister?

I’ve noticed the Raksaksa paper has been ‘downplaying’ issue, replacing genuine context of reporting with lame verbs and nouns. I betcha’ no Municipal Councillor could put together a single phrase of English decently, but with the help of Raksaksa spin-doctors and male nurses, they appeared before the public like pendekar waiving his keris in all his glory.

As you can clearly see the difference in terms of context and even the length of words being used to describe the same event, the Raksaksa paper is condemning itself into obscure and awkward position in minds of the public.

As of late, the Raksaksa paper has been campaigning hard for the AMNO cause, check the articles for yourself, 5 of 7 top articles are how devilishly great AMNO politicians are, how generous they have been, the amounts of contribution they’ve done, yadayadayada. When it comes to their wrong-doings, it’s harder to spot than Waldo.

Until now, the Raksaksa paper still ‘pixelised’ the handsome face of Mongolian-c4–suspect with crude boxes. Such a shame! His once-poster boy face would actually enhance his position as the most-sought-after-jail-biatch once he enters incarceration. Might earn him a couple of more ciggies and ritual romp with only 2 dudes!

As for the MPPPPPPPPPP(the extra Ps incorporates Puki, Pantat, etc – Mob) Count Dracula should get a piece of advise himself: KEEP HIS OWN LIMP & TINY PRICK IN CHECK BEFORE DOING A PRESS CONFERENCE!


Thursday, November 09, 2006

KABOOM! @#$%*&^%

The Protaganist
The thinking Hero who uses his mental prowess to ‘solve’ issues rather than using brute power, well he wasn’t thinking, isn’t he? When the smaller head takes over the bigger head, he’s in big ‘twouble’.

The Exotic Beauty and More-than-partner-partner
The exotic beauty who was the ‘Hero’ ‘s aide, well until she lost herself in that ‘one night of passion’ with the lead character and thus forever condemned to suffer for Eternity(Don’t worry, her polygons are still with the Developers, ——->the baby! so the bloodline continues – Mob)

The Plot ~ Black Mail
The Plot or in his case, Blackmail.

The Pros
The impression which the ‘Hired Pros’ projected to The Protagonist(refer above) to ‘Settle the Matter’.

The Goons
The Goons.
Like I’ve said, he wasn’t thinking.

Needless to say it didn’t went well. Like the mother-of-all-fuck-ups, the Protagonist slips up when it involves more than E=mc². The protagonist has the brains, the wits and a great orator to the mass, but sucks when it’s Emo time with lotsa mushy passion. Throw in a scenery of exotic landscape and high-altitude sex, the protagonist got himself knocked out breathless. Totally not in control, totally not himself. When he got a grip of himself, he left hurriedly and return to ‘normality’, to his country, his wife and work.

Heeeeey, who the FUCK CARES about your friggin’ romp with some tribe?
The question remains:


p/s: If you’re still thinking I’m talking ‘bout Gordon Freeman of Half-Life, then you need to read the papers, peeps!

Monday, November 06, 2006

NAZI: Bangsa Malaysia Concept Not Acceptable

We're the 4th Reich! Bow before us you Underlings!

His comrades-in-talkcock rallies to support this new uberFührer?

“If we were to divide mankind into three groups, the founders of culture, the bearers of culture, the destroyers of culture, only the Aryan could be considered as the representative of the first group. From him originate the foundations and walls of all human creation, and only the outward form and colour are determined by the changing traits of character of the various peoples.” – The very dead & not-missed A daft Hitler.

It’s tough NOT to see the similarities.

Friday, November 03, 2006

RM100b BolehTalk

Check these quotes and please do try not to laugh!

On our economic slump and leadership
"I feel good about what is happening. I see real passion and commitment by the prime m****ter and he is not distracted at all, we are staying focused."

Citing South Korea driven by technology and national spirit to transform it into a major international heavyweight and developed nation
"Whatever they can do, we can do and do it better. We have stronger reasons and we do not have the political trauma they have had."

On bottlenecks occurred during implementation of projects and late payments by ministries
"We are not going to let anyone get in our way, and we are looking at all the processes. The Cheat Secretary to the Governm**** has the full commitment of the civil service," he said.

On government’s figures to measure Bumiputera corporate ownership
"Ours is a methodology which is internationally supervised, and it has never been manipulated. The figures are true, honest and of the highest integrity," he said.

Is this guy living in his own world? (Planet Bongabonga? –Mob)
No wonder he got himself a Mythical Princess as his new Missus.
Be very, very afraid when your ‘leaders’ tells you tall-tales and giants walks amongst us!

As a great children’s author once told the children of the world 2 centuries ago:
And so the Emperor set off under the high canopy, at the head of the great procession. It was a great success. All the people standing by and at the windows cheered and cried,

"Oh, how splendid are the Emperor's new clothes.
What a magnificent train!
How well the clothes fit!"

No one dared to admit that he couldn't see anything, for who would want it to be known that he was either stupid or unfit for his post?