Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...

As my contribution to the upcoming Merdeka Day Celebration, I will be bringing you the Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia... which I will highlight events and uncanny traits only available and identifiable to Malaysia.

Here I go:

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
Snatch Theft Victims are PARALYSED



Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
News about Siti wearing tudung for wedding has 3 paragraphs mentioning the numbers of Apostates in the country which is irrelevant(see the bottom of the Star article. wtf???)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
A ‘soccer’ actress b*tch-fight with Puteri Gunung Ledang’s husband’s Son’s ex-wife with 3 first names (Geraldine Mariana Wong) over an ex-MB’s Son who’s a former lover but now bonking the actress in a Moon bar!

(Damn kau complicated, these bitches.)



Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
Robbers could go on a robbery-spree in a Budget Car!

(Or basicaly our Law-enforcement is non-existent? ~ Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
Where people who pay for the roads can’t use it because some dick named Ang Lee is using it!
(I know who A. Lee is, I just wanne call him a dick. ~Mob)


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