Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia... part deux

Hopefully with my Merdeka Series, I could build a stank-up excitement leading to Independance Day with yall feeling wretched and crappy about it. Hey, if by the end of this series, if you’re still feeling great and proud of this nation then Merdeka Spirit is entombed in you and nothing could ever dent your optimism and question your patriotism. Not even your mother.

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
A Death THREAT Amounts to Nothing
(and this is not a comment made on a blog, maybe this Guna should learn to differentiate genuine threats from ‘figure-of-speech’ ~ Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
The Police Force Nabs Suspects THEN Build cases AGAINST Them
(Heey! I sleepwalk too sometimes! ~ Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
7 Million will be invested on Cameras instead of recruiting or raising Police Salaries
(and these CCTV will probably turn into Skodeng(Peeping) projects in 3 months time, wohoo! ~Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
MPs say ‘No’ to justify how they spent the budget allocation using Taxpayers Money.
(Now, wouldn’t you like to spend money from these MPs and tell ‘em to ‘F*ck-Off!’ too? Accountability and Transparency my left NUT ~Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
We are being play for fools By The ‘Lanun Melaka Mata Satu’(Pirate of Malacca with One Eye)
(Howsy did a handsome pic of this crook on his blog, now every women in the country wanne bonk ‘The One-Eye Pirate’. Bad and unrepentant, just ask Datin CT ~Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
Minister Critisize His own Gov for exposing wrong-doings of an estranged MP.
(Does he knows which side he’s at? He’s one c*ntfused mofot. ~ Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
An actress being given an award for her achievement but ‘massacred’ moments later for speaking a language understood by all
(wtf??? even I’m perplexed ~Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
A movie like this could be Box-Office and won an OSKAR
(A classic oxymoron and see them LIVE during Merdeka Eve, F.O.C. wether you like it or not, Hidup Remp-it!!! Cayalah ~Mob)



Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
We could bailout a company and NOT call it a ‘Bailout’.
(She could if she’s using HER OWN money! ~Mob)

Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
You could ‘twhacked’ another woman on the head still looks THIS GOOD!
(Auwww, she could rip off her CLOTHES, dammit! ~Mob)



Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
‘Catfight’ is more popular than Pilates
(Meow? ~Mob)




Merdeka Day Special: Only in Malaysia...
Our ‘Supermodel’ is a Stalker?
(Even when skanks sh*t, it stank, lolx ~ Mob)

Bersambung as usual…

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Ok the pic above of Kris Dayanti has nothing to do with my Merdeka Day Special series, but lookitthosedamntightoutfit! *raising his hands and butt to dang his dut with Indonesia’s First Lady!