Woman Makes The (small) Man and here’s the proof!

 
Fits snugly into her Birkin!

A Song of Anus & Numbnuts: Book 1

 
No Dragons, no fantastic medieval fantasy just the usual Buying, Back-Stabbin’, Betrayal, Wenching, Looting, Pillaging, Gravy-Training and of course, Incest their way unto the Iron Throne!

UNDILAH: but…

 
Just like UMNGOK’s perverted version of ‘Guided Democracy’(which works exactly like Totalitarianism) they want to ‘guide’ your vote by stopping a video promoting voting from reaching voters. wow. minds’ve been blown.

Promoting The ‘Cool’ PM but…

 
Worst. PM. Ever.

Cool as Ice, no?

 
Those aren’t eggs you see at the shelf…

The Mother-Plucker

 
Hey, we can make him the coolest cockalorum in the region but deep down you already knew he’s all cocks and bollocks.

Heard The New Rebranding Is Doing Well…

 
Of course you can be sure YOU are paying for all rebranding exercises by Barisan Najis.

Your PM feels like prancing around…

 
About the only dance he could whip up now is the Chicken Dance, pluck-pluck-pluck!

Retirement Wishes for CJ!

 
Just can’t wait until Monday to give him this!

Scariest Sci-Fi Ever!

 
The Moon will no longer be depict as romantic anymore.

KJ the Bkt. Kepong Heh-Ro!

 
Soon he’ll claimed he invented the wheel while he was licking meatballs!