Monday, April 30, 2007


"All you Sucka MPs, won't you please come out to D-I-E..."-  KRS-One
(Twisted Version for Barisan Najis)

Russian Courtesy

"Съешьте Меня!"

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Say 'Tak Nak' to Phantom Voters!

Kepala Antu Mesti-lah Menantu! kakaka

S-I-L must be the Kepala (me)Antu kot?
wooooo… oooooo…

The Son-In-law Cometh.

Remember why you vote.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Ijok Residents Treated to a Shock and Awe Show.

Ijok resident treated to a Shock and Awe Show

Don’t ask me why Parthiban spoke German.
Maybe it’s has to do with Jean, I meant Gene…

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Deploy When Desperate!

Only Sick Bastards Become Coppers!

How low can a coalition party gets?
Oh, you haven’t seen nuthin’ yet!


Big Politics. Small Town. Moderate Violence.

Mr. Parthiban,
Smile and the world thinks you’re an Idiot.
As for Khalid, just duck the bottles! lolx

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

And the most-promising NAZI Youth Award goes to...


And who do you think sponsor them?
YOU! Yes, YOU! A vote for Barisan Najis is a VOTE FOR PEMUDA KALA-JENGKING!

Can The Dead VOTE? Of Courseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gerak Gemburkan Baja! Sesuai Tanam Kangkung!

Hoi!, RAIS* How come this Deviant Show is NOT banned???
Nevermind, once YOU’re dead, Barisan Najis will RAISe you from Dead to VOTE for them!
Muahahahahahhaahhaahah! *very eveeeel laugh.

*RAISe the Dead?

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Korupsi Sebab Dimakan dengan Kari

Korupsi Sebab Dimakan dengan Nasi

Verbal diarrhoea. Made famous by leaders of today.

Start Bribing Early, Barisan Notorious!

Mongol! Mongol! Mongol-lia, Mongol-lia...Ole!

Start them young, ‘Bribing’ that is.
Don’t wait for another one of your MP to ‘Kick-the-Bucket’.
… oh yeah before I forget, Motherfuckers!. hurhurhur

Sunday, April 22, 2007

NAZI Groups Seen @ Ijok and Machap

Seig Heil to AMNO!

Yes, it has already exists. These ‘Brownshirts’ are being deployed at every by-election by a certain coalition. Their objectives are obvious. Spot them if you can at your nearest by-election!

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Will JACK BAUER Surivive the next '24x2'?

The next time you wipe your ass, Think TAIB!

“All CTU agents, locate and support Agent J. Bauer on all fronts, last known mission, Agent J. Bauer attempt to infiltrate a network of illegal timber export empire under an Evil Mastermind under the guise of Abdul Tahi’b. Be on alert, assailant is armed with a ‘Cheat Minister’ title and under the protection of the Barisan Notorious! Roger and Out!”

Cemerlang, Gemilang serta Kuda Belang!

Product of our ‘Semat’(Smart) School?
Kerismudin should’ve been proud!

Friday, April 20, 2007


Tonite He Dines In HELL ...Alone!

We should be proud of our local ‘Jantan’, Bapa mertua would too, IF he’s still awake.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Rowdy Beruk Making a Ruckus @ Ijok

The BIGGEST Ape with the smallest Penis

Thanks to, we have ‘fresh’ pics of Barisan Najis Monkey pics.
The BIGGEST Ape with the smallest penis, hence he have to be ‘shouldered’ on some ass-kissers’ back!
Doesn’t he reminds you of Inferior-complex King Farquar of Shrek?
Keep us updated with the pics,!

Dip Da Scale, Baby!

You Gotthe Be Shittin' Me

50 Nefarious Years of really ‘blind’ justice according to a certain coalition.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The REAL Reason For the North-Pole Jump Delay!


Hurrah Hello Kitty!

Find out what happened on his previous Jump!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Bribe Me Badges Available for Ijok By-Election

Potong, Gam dan Tampal

… and oh, forgot to add, “…Motherfuckers”.


Tar My Road

Lessons learned from Machap.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

The PaipBocors and The Leaks of Air Kencings!

Leaky pipes, leaky pipes, leaky leaky leaky pipes...

How does he fix a nation when his ‘house’ banjir(flood) like his pledges?
‘OhMyLongKang, Temberang dan Kuda Belang!’ of course!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Congratulations to the People of MACHAP!

Don't Complaint Anymore The Next Time You're FUCKED!

Enjoy the ‘free acres’, ‘free makan’ and ‘free house renovations’,
while it lasts.

Barisan Najis Booby Trap

Barisan Najis Go Die-lah!

I hope I would at least own something at Machap after the by-election since they’re abusing my tax money on the town. MaCha*hAi!

Parti Undi Rosak! PUNDAK!

Merdeka! Seterika! Kathrika! kakaka

Thanks to Aisehman.Org, Anti-Barisan Najis Propaganda Liberation Front(A-BNPLF) got word there’s a new Political Party in town! Go and get yourself a mighty ROTFLTM from Parti Undi Rosak!!!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Bedol Ultimatum

Sinister and Mean as he should be.
So the ‘True Colors’ is out and it’s RED.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Satu Lagi Projek Hijacked by A-BNPLF

Don’t tell me my wonderful poster skills are by Barisan Najis too!

Friday, April 06, 2007

Men of the Year?

El Rock and El Jeff, Viva Blogga Revoluzion!

El Rock & El Jeff, Viva Blogga Revolución!
Watch out for the Sleepy Ninja!
Jangan Pandang Belakang! aha...

Kudos to Seth for the idea.

Here's One You Register As A BLOGGER!

Dog Blogs in Heaven y'know

Nuff Said!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

A-BNPLF Trounce Barisan Najis!

Vote Barisan Najis If You Want to 'Feel Good'!
Vote Barisan Najis if you want more ‘Good News’ or just smell bad.

A-BNPLF Strikes Again!

Wool Over Bull's Eyes, Baaa...?

Watch the hostility, Lady!
Ahh, we backwater people simply couldn’t comprehend BN’s sophistication.
I apologise on behalf of the Wool Lady, due to the fact we don't have sheep, we don't have that much wool, hence the 'hostility'. Now Bugger Off, BN!

Anti-Barisan Najis Propaganda Liberation Front!

Amaciam my poster? Can ‘Chelen’ BN’s Propaganda Onslaught?
Haven’t thought of a Funny ACRONYM yet…

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

What Has Your Barisan Najis MP Done For 'Chu' Lately?

On why these Barisan Najis MPs waste Taxpayer’s money on 5–star hotel briefings, door-gifts, ‘special pins’ and etc:

“Why do you people always waste time raising such trivial matters. Can’t they see that the garmen has done much for the people,” he said.

I rather get hit by with his LV hand-bag than listen to his answers, don’t chu think?

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Shocking Revelation!


You wished.
Happy Teasing and Getting Teased.