Interview with a Bloodsucker

An interview was conducted by the Spin-paper last weekend, well, here’s My Version.
Hope Van Helsing would put a stake through his heart, wait… this SOB has NONE!
That explains.

Utter Economoy BULL!

You know they’re lying through their whazzus.

Like Mother Like Son

Ya Reap What Ya Sow.

Like Earl sayz, “Karma is a Funny Thang!”.

Drummed Up Economy - A Sure-Win Beat

At least the previous ‘Old Man’ boost public confidence only by using slogans.

2/10 for ‘faking it’.
Poor performance and unbelievable.

SKODENG Begins 2007

The difference between a SKODENG and Pervert is One Gets Paid (by the State) and the Other Gets Laid.

CNY Wishes???

Explicit thoughts during the Year of the Boar!
notty, notty!

Happy Chinese New Year and Happy Holidays to ALL!

A C. Minister. An Island. A Greedy Party. A Sell-Out.

Synopsis:
The ‘Pening’ government has been accused of selling out the rights of its people to revenue and development by allowing private companies to reclaim and sell coastal land.

‘If you ever want something badly, let it go. If it comes back to you, then it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never yours to begin with.’ – Quotes from the orginal movie.

Too True, Raja Bodek should realise it was never his to begin with.

"Click, Send, SWINDLE!" CONtest

Inspired by a Great CON job.


Thanks to Howsy’s piece.

A Bridge Too Farce - A BIG Budget Production!

A  truly ‘Glib’ and ‘Facile’ production from the longest serving prick in Bolehland.

“Another evil of epic proportion, he should be castrated and has his **** thrown off a bridge!” – Siegheil & Eworg

Tribute to a Peerless Man.

We all know what failed him after he has given so much for King & Country.
R.I.P. and may we see you in a Just and Better world, Mr. Albert and Good night.

The First Mat Rempit We Sent to South-Pole

Yes, He’s be the first we’ll sent on a No-Return ticket.

If you’ve been wondering what’s going on,
search ‘Mat Rempit’ and ‘South-Pole’ on your local paper.

A Heart-Wrenching EPIC!

Order your ‘Tickets’ now, EVERYONE is out to get him.


Spoiler:
The ‘Jasin Pirate’ got off scot-free as usual! Budak Hingus will go for a sequel by attempting to marrying a second wife, daughter of ANOTHER leader. Latuk ZAM.. errr… dies miserably in the first 20 seconds. We knew what will happen to Kari-Tiu-Nia-Mah in the end. As for Dollah, you’ll have to see it for yourself!

“we haven’t seen it” – Siestbell & EdGarrrr!

INTRODUCING: Our NEW TRULY ASIAN Model!

"Using pan-Asian faces means downgrading local faces," he said.
"We have to give priority to models with local looks."


We Obliged him, of course.

IC SNATCHERS: They Get NEW IC When You Sleep

*pointing towards you and unleash a high-pitch shriek, ‘EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!’

4th Floor Boys - Osblur Nominee for 2007!

“4th Floor Boys,” is inspired by the sinister and corrupted tale of a AMNO young man who would become known as the blight in history called Oxfartette In-Lawette.  He was an ordinary kampung boy who snaked his way in at the annual General Assembly looking for status, power, daughters of leaders, and in the process, he became the most powderfool mofor in Bolehland.  Never before has a movie so accurately portrayed the apocalytic stupidity and dispecable act of the partisan in-fighting and racist politics that played such an integral role in the Bullying Coalition.

“Recommended for parents to screen their potential disastrous son-in-laws! Sheer EVIL!” – Sickbell and Egglard.

Conspiracy Theory

Plot Summary:
They have made lotsa of conspiracy theories,
one of their theories finds itself to be accurate and the G-men are after them. But which one? 
Does Kari-Tiu-Nia-Mah lick himself when no one’s looking?
Did Berendam Plagiarism copy and paste himself?
Does anyone remembers the-other-NaSTy-guy’s name?

“Two-thumbs and a toe’s up!” – Sickel & Eggbert.

Bolehland War Crimes: Diversion?

Yes, Nothing is what it seems.


G.O.M. has been pulling this trick for YEARS, think about it.
and oh, S-I-L simply loves that dress!

NEW HORROR MOVIE! MUST SEE!

Aren’t You Scared Now?

(especially the Toupee… – Mob)

OMFG! The HUTT Is Not Dead!!!

Spotted on a remote inhospitable dump called Sungei Siput!

Hide your children and Flee the planet!

BOLEHLAND: S.O.T.D - Johor Edition

Due to overwhelming response, we have our first S.O.T.D Southern Corridor Special Edition!
May we present you:

Sor-Hai of the Day! (Johor Edition)




Congratulations, Horny Ottoman!
May the flood water filled your tiny brain like poop floating in a toilet bowl!

Latest Trend: OSA Bling Bling

Yes, since the latest trend is OSA, YOU too can wear it as a fashionable item to DAZE and DAZZLE enquiring minds. Out goes the old and forgotten ‘Exhibitionism’, the hottest trend on the lips of Leaders are OSA! OSA! and more OSA! Guaranteed to protect your ‘barang’ from scrutiny, never mind even if it’s meant for the public eyes. Whip out your OSA Bling! and you’ll be shield from those pesky paparazzi, even from your Mom! Infact she has to go through the cabinet(closet) to get approval to know if the person who’s been coming home everyday is really her son/daughter!

Get your OSA! Bling* NOW before it becomes a mockery and an embarrassment to Democracy!

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