Saturday, December 30, 2006

Sadam Snuffed, Partee On!

Aie demant goats an sheeps be sacrificed to commemorate the day I getz  strung like a ded pussie  on a tree!

BAGHDAD, Iraq -Saddam Hussein struggled briefly after American military guards handed him over to Iraqi executioners. But as his final moments approached, he grew calm. He clutched a Quran as he was led to the gallows, and in one final moment of defiance, refused to have a hood pulled over his head before facing the same fate he was accused of inflicting on countless thousands during a quarter-century of ruthless power.

Good Fuckin’ Riddance

"Now, he is in the garbage of history," said Jawad Abdul-Aziz, who lost his father, three brothers and 22 cousins in the reprisal killings that followed a botched 1982 assassination attempt against Saddam in the Shiite town of Dujail.

1 – 26 + 1 Angsty survivor?
Not a fair trade at all. He should be force to meet with everyone of the surviving victims of his massacres and genocides. Should he dies suffering from overwhelming guilt then it’s a small redemption for a lil’ piece of his soul, BUT HELL, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT GOOD OL KILLIN’ MACHINE SADAM HERE! No sleep for the wicked not even in death.

President Bush
said in a statement issued from his ranch in Texas that bringing Saddam to justice "is an important milestone on Iraq's course to becoming a democracy that can govern, sustain and defend itself, and be an ally in the war on terror."

What a load of turkeyshit. Just say you want Daddy’s lurve lar for finishing a mess Daddy made 16 years ago. Not! He made a bigger pile of Poo in Iraq than Daddy did! Now… if only Bush’s girls ever attempt politics… oh, no the world will not be able to stand another ‘Bush’. Bush’s Girls? Cheesy 3rd-rated Porn maybe…

Within hours of Saddam's execution, a bomb planted aboard a minibus exploded in a fish market south of Baghdad, killing 17 people, said Haidr Nahi, service director of the al-Furat al-Awssat Hospital. Some 26 others were wounded in the explosion in Kufa, a Shiite town 100 miles south of the Iraqi capital.

Hell, even at death he could stil ‘pull’ a few with him. He should be Death incarnated, that way children’s bedtime stories will never be the same again.

Ali Hamza, a 30-year-old university professor, said he went outside to shoot his gun into the air after he learned of Saddam's death.

"Now all the victims' families will be happy because Saddam got his just sentence," said Hamza, who lives in Diwaniyah, a Shiite town 80 miles south of Baghdad.

Ladies in burqa and gentlemen in white maternity dress, we have ourselves the first gun-totting Professor who lets out bursts of AK in the air to celebrate. Just imagine the Bloodshed if he ever gets a Nobel…

“The president, the leader Saddam Hussein is a martyr and God will put him along with other martyrs. Do not be sad nor complain because he has died the death of a holy warrior," said Sheik Yahya al-Attawi, a cleric at the Saddam Big Mosque.

Speechless except for the aptly-named Sadam Big Mosque, well you know when they named a mosque after something ‘BIG’ on you, you must be ‘SMALL’ on something… lolx

Saddam's half-brother Barzan Ibrahim and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, the former chief justice of the Revolutionary Court, were not hanged along with their former leader as originally planned. Officials wanted to reserve the occasion for Saddam alone.

WTF is a half-brother? Sadam’s father ‘half-fucked’ his mama and produced a ‘half-brother’ with ‘half-a-brain’? Chief Justice somor, no wonder so many innocent Iraqis died. Me wonders if this CJ with ‘half-a-brain’ sentences Iraqis to the gallows with his tiny ‘half-hammer’ in his ‘half-court’ with ‘half-packed’ courtroom. Half!

"We wanted him to be executed on a special day," National Security adviser Mouwafak al-Rubaie told state-run al-Iraqiya television.

Wow, Malaysia has so many holidays each year, I betcha we could actually take in some of these war-criminals and finish executing them before 2020 for every ‘festival’ we have. We’re glad to ‘help’.

"This is the end of an era in Iraq," al-Nauimi said from Doha, Qatar. "The Baath regime ruled for 35 years. Saddam was vice president or president of Iraq during those years. For Iraqis, he will be very well remembered. Like a martyr, he died for the sake of his country."

Sake = Japanese Rice Wine. He must be an idiot in Geography. kd-lah

Go Fuck Yourself (GFY)
Akin to German Neo-Nazis glorifying Hitler unleashing his damnation on the world. The summary below doesn’t even do juctice to his ‘legacy’ of Genocides and his poor attempt at being a Blood-thirsty Tyrant.

Saddam's own regime used executions and extrajudicial killings as a tool of political repression, both to eliminate real or suspected political opponents and to maintain a reign of terror.

In the months after he seized power on July 16, 1979, he had hundreds of members of his own party and army officers slain. In 1996, he ordered the slaying of two sons-in-law who had defected to Jordan but returned to Baghdad after receiving guarantees of safety.

Saddam built Iraq into a one of the Arab world's most modern societies, but then plunged the country into an eight-year war with neighboring killed hundreds of thousands of people on both sides and wrecked Iraq's economy.

When the U.S. invaded in 2003, Iraqis had been transformed from among the region's most prosperous people to some of its most impoverished.

*Prays to his mentor in the Netherworld, James Brown to guitar-whipped and floor-split Sadam’s balls. Sadam will be easy to spot ‘coz he will be the one cross-dressing in a red bra with panty-hose, just like the movies.

Party on peeps and Happy New Year!

Turkey Joke of the Year!

Yeah, we ALL know it's a baaaaddd joke...

Sunday, December 24, 2006


Merry Christmas to all and May Santa brings these Santa Rinas to your pad!
– Image courtesy of Bangbros.

For the rest of you underages peeps, here’s a Candy Cane to suck on:

May you wound up pissed drunk in a sea of egg nog! *burp!

and kids, you know Christmas ain’t about all of above,
Here’s the 101

Merry Christmas and May your PS3 comes with games in a sack load!<---buahahahah!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Protection for Muslims?

“He said the law, among other things, prohibits non-Muslims from trying to coax Muslims into embracing other religions…enforces a law aimed at protecting the faith of the Muslims from next year.”

Mentri Bodoh Latuk Seksa Shaitan Kassim

Latuk, What about ‘laws’ to protect non-Muslims?
Like ‘coaxing Non-muslims into embracing Islam’? <—no need to elaboratelah, you all can think and remember the cases and situations.

This is the taxpayer’s $$$ Abyss, establishing ‘enforcer’(Thugs) organisations with zealots who in the real world couldn’t get a decent job at 7–11s.
Which by the way would make these perverts as bad as Pedos, Japs who sniffs stained panties or French Gays who loves to FISTS themselves(watch the mind fucked ‘Irreversible’ movie starring Monica Belluci). Are these ‘organisations’ made legal to justify perversion?

“Shaitan said those who committed offences under its provisions could be charged in a civil court and if convicted, could be jailed or fined or both.”

Aiek, civil court? for khalwat, not performing Friday prayers, etc? Either mis-print(rarely since there’s so many editors) or the ‘mentri’ contradicts himself as usual.
Or just maybe he meant all you N-M(non-muslims) will be subjected under the syariah court but charged under the civil court. Now Me wonders how it works.

“Mr. Loh Ah Kau, you are hereby charge with having close proximity.. errr… being in a state of closeness with Ms. blabla binti blabla…”
“but your Highness, I was just changing her flat tyre on a highway watched by millions…”
“Aha! Exhibitionists! Another count for ‘indecency act’!”

Hey, stop. Why does an ‘Infidel’ like me touch on this issues? I have no right to even utter the word ‘Islam’ since I’m not one.
Personally I don’t give 2 hoots but one thing I can’t stand are the ‘Silent Majority’ of Muslims in Malaysia. If there’s such thing as a ‘SM’ out there then you have failed this country and the most important of all, your conscience by remaining ‘Silent’

Puh-leez tell me yall don’t need this ‘Protection’ under Islam. For the rest of ‘us’, condoms and umbrellas will do-lah

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

BIO Term for the Day! - BIOnik~ bai.oh.nik

In the spirit of all things ‘Bio’ which has been a recent chant of a clueless nation, we* are proud to announce an awareness program called ‘BIO Term for the Day’ or BTFRD(~ pronounce as Bffftttt! with emphasis on the exclamation – Mob).

In the true Malaysian spirit of advocating anything obscure and insanely stupid(sorry, we ran out of binaries listing just the recent stunts – Mob), here we would to educate the rakyat on the ‘BIO’ terminology which for the next 2 years until the next General Election will reign free and dominantly on lips of all Malaysian Malays, Malaysian Chinese, Malaysian Indians and Malaysian ‘Others’(Hey, don’t blame me, ask the Malaysia Unity something for clarification – Mob).

BIO Term for the Day.

1. Our poor attempt to localize a term by changing the last alphabet with a ‘K’ pertaining to anything Bionic.
2. Head of state, Kelantann, Nik Azeez went to his backyard to pick some weed for his Hash-cupcakes baking lessons when he was caught by the paparazzi. In the essence of ‘missing the point’, Malaysia newsmen painted a
picture of the Opposition having supported the call of the ruling coalition to promote ‘Bio-farming’ and shit, hence ‘BIO-Nik’. ‘BIO-Lim’ term would follow suit as soon as the gov-funded media agencies catches the Opposition leader in a ‘flora-compromised’ situation.
3. BIO-Lick would have sounded obscene.

-Related forms
bai.oh.nik.lee, adverb
Nik Azeez and Mr. Lee Kwan You harvesting ganja leaves together.

*Reason ‘we’ are emphasized here so ‘we’ sounds like there’s massive amount of people behind this initiative, but it’s actually just ‘Me, Myself and sikh named Dupree Singh’.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Kelantan: Exodus of women?

Hell, If you’re live in a state where you will be fined RM500 for ‘Dressing Indecent’ which by the way is comforting to know is up to the discredition of overzealous religious ‘officers’, then the ticket to other states is just a bus-station away.

And the segregation of sexes in dances? I’m sure it’s all quite blown out of proportion by the media under Barisan Najis, I mean, nobody in their right mind would be issue dumb ideas and have it contradicted by its own party… oh, we’re talking about party which has Erred in the past. Let me paint you a picture on men dancing with each other, remember those arab dudes cheering at football stadiums err… at some arab stadium? Fully clad ‘maternity’ white dresses and all BUT now at a closer proximity. 

Disgusting… (I meant our own Kelantan-version, of course, no offence to our Arab fans of the balls, footballs!) 

Hey, at least they go back to their wives at home. If Kelantan ever implement these ‘dance moves’, I guess when these women will start becoming nomads there will be no stopping them.

Once the girls and women are gone, what does the men do?

Ask Singapore.
tsk, tsk low-blow? yes-yes.

Monday, December 11, 2006

The State of Flim-making at Bolehland

Apple and Langsat?

Orange and Lambutan?

Makes you feel stupid, doesn’t it?
Hey what do I know, I’m just putting two pics next to each other.

Anyone that says support Malaysian-made products one more time…