Saturday, December 30, 2006

Sadam Snuffed, Partee On!

Aie demant goats an sheeps be sacrificed to commemorate the day I getz  strung like a ded pussie  on a tree!

BAGHDAD, Iraq -Saddam Hussein struggled briefly after American military guards handed him over to Iraqi executioners. But as his final moments approached, he grew calm. He clutched a Quran as he was led to the gallows, and in one final moment of defiance, refused to have a hood pulled over his head before facing the same fate he was accused of inflicting on countless thousands during a quarter-century of ruthless power.

Good Fuckin’ Riddance

"Now, he is in the garbage of history," said Jawad Abdul-Aziz, who lost his father, three brothers and 22 cousins in the reprisal killings that followed a botched 1982 assassination attempt against Saddam in the Shiite town of Dujail.

1 – 26 + 1 Angsty survivor?
Not a fair trade at all. He should be force to meet with everyone of the surviving victims of his massacres and genocides. Should he dies suffering from overwhelming guilt then it’s a small redemption for a lil’ piece of his soul, BUT HELL, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT GOOD OL KILLIN’ MACHINE SADAM HERE! No sleep for the wicked not even in death.

President Bush
said in a statement issued from his ranch in Texas that bringing Saddam to justice "is an important milestone on Iraq's course to becoming a democracy that can govern, sustain and defend itself, and be an ally in the war on terror."

What a load of turkeyshit. Just say you want Daddy’s lurve lar for finishing a mess Daddy made 16 years ago. Not! He made a bigger pile of Poo in Iraq than Daddy did! Now… if only Bush’s girls ever attempt politics… oh, no the world will not be able to stand another ‘Bush’. Bush’s Girls? Cheesy 3rd-rated Porn maybe…

Within hours of Saddam's execution, a bomb planted aboard a minibus exploded in a fish market south of Baghdad, killing 17 people, said Haidr Nahi, service director of the al-Furat al-Awssat Hospital. Some 26 others were wounded in the explosion in Kufa, a Shiite town 100 miles south of the Iraqi capital.

Hell, even at death he could stil ‘pull’ a few with him. He should be Death incarnated, that way children’s bedtime stories will never be the same again.

Ali Hamza, a 30-year-old university professor, said he went outside to shoot his gun into the air after he learned of Saddam's death.

"Now all the victims' families will be happy because Saddam got his just sentence," said Hamza, who lives in Diwaniyah, a Shiite town 80 miles south of Baghdad.

Ladies in burqa and gentlemen in white maternity dress, we have ourselves the first gun-totting Professor who lets out bursts of AK in the air to celebrate. Just imagine the Bloodshed if he ever gets a Nobel…

“The president, the leader Saddam Hussein is a martyr and God will put him along with other martyrs. Do not be sad nor complain because he has died the death of a holy warrior," said Sheik Yahya al-Attawi, a cleric at the Saddam Big Mosque.

Speechless except for the aptly-named Sadam Big Mosque, well you know when they named a mosque after something ‘BIG’ on you, you must be ‘SMALL’ on something… lolx

Saddam's half-brother Barzan Ibrahim and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, the former chief justice of the Revolutionary Court, were not hanged along with their former leader as originally planned. Officials wanted to reserve the occasion for Saddam alone.

WTF is a half-brother? Sadam’s father ‘half-fucked’ his mama and produced a ‘half-brother’ with ‘half-a-brain’? Chief Justice somor, no wonder so many innocent Iraqis died. Me wonders if this CJ with ‘half-a-brain’ sentences Iraqis to the gallows with his tiny ‘half-hammer’ in his ‘half-court’ with ‘half-packed’ courtroom. Half!

"We wanted him to be executed on a special day," National Security adviser Mouwafak al-Rubaie told state-run al-Iraqiya television.

Wow, Malaysia has so many holidays each year, I betcha we could actually take in some of these war-criminals and finish executing them before 2020 for every ‘festival’ we have. We’re glad to ‘help’.

"This is the end of an era in Iraq," al-Nauimi said from Doha, Qatar. "The Baath regime ruled for 35 years. Saddam was vice president or president of Iraq during those years. For Iraqis, he will be very well remembered. Like a martyr, he died for the sake of his country."

Sake = Japanese Rice Wine. He must be an idiot in Geography. kd-lah

Go Fuck Yourself (GFY)
Akin to German Neo-Nazis glorifying Hitler unleashing his damnation on the world. The summary below doesn’t even do juctice to his ‘legacy’ of Genocides and his poor attempt at being a Blood-thirsty Tyrant.

Saddam's own regime used executions and extrajudicial killings as a tool of political repression, both to eliminate real or suspected political opponents and to maintain a reign of terror.

In the months after he seized power on July 16, 1979, he had hundreds of members of his own party and army officers slain. In 1996, he ordered the slaying of two sons-in-law who had defected to Jordan but returned to Baghdad after receiving guarantees of safety.

Saddam built Iraq into a one of the Arab world's most modern societies, but then plunged the country into an eight-year war with neighboring killed hundreds of thousands of people on both sides and wrecked Iraq's economy.

When the U.S. invaded in 2003, Iraqis had been transformed from among the region's most prosperous people to some of its most impoverished.

*Prays to his mentor in the Netherworld, James Brown to guitar-whipped and floor-split Sadam’s balls. Sadam will be easy to spot ‘coz he will be the one cross-dressing in a red bra with panty-hose, just like the movies.

Party on peeps and Happy New Year!