Tuesday, May 09, 2006

The BrokeBacks! No More ...til further notice

Seems like the video had to be taken down due to 'Unforeseen Circumstances', nah actually one of their client is using the song, 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer for one of their commercials. So The BrokeBacks! will have to stay in the 'closet' til the commercial airs!

Lead rapper/vocalist - Jinx
Background vocal/prancing attempt - Race
The guitarist who plays a Kabala - Teoh

Introducing: The BrokeBacks! Kiss Me MTV

Two audio-engineers and a composer created a 'spur' of the moment music video after being coaxed up together too long in the studios! Elton John might be interested to produce their next LP and Ang Lee to direct their next video.

And oh, none of them knew about their video being posted at YouTube.com...

Monday, May 08, 2006

Keeley Hazell, Wayne Rooney Replacement for World Cup!

Please inform Sven there's another 'Up & Coming' 20-year old British Export! What a spectacle she would create and World Cup 2006 is the place for Exploit. She will dazzle both players, fans and even the referees during playoffs. This is a great strategy for the English to 'grab-the-cup' after 40 years of hiatus and near misses. I'm sure she will be pulling some nasty surprise to ensure England's triump if she's chosen to replace injured Rooney.

As for commercial aspects, look at all the potential sponsors, Triumph, Victoria's Secret, Nike Sports Bra("On the field, Only MY ball should bounce!")... I know you're baffled and awe too. Tees that simply says, "My World Cup!", with the sweet girl jumping in exuberance! I'm sure by now, The Beckmania has waned, and only worn by Metrosexual-semiGay-blokes for their Gf, but with Keeley's hot tees, everyone will be, err.. speechless!

After World Cup, think UN Ambassadress of Peace, even Osama and Co would be waving the white flag if they chute her to his hide-out. That will convince all his Jihadists to give up as they have found 'Heaven' is indeed on Earth. The 46 virgins promised would have to milk goats instead and suck dry prunes!

Global Hegemony? Of course! Every desktop OS will never be same without Keeley Hazell dancing and nurturing both the young & old to 'bridging the Digital Divide', if you don't know how to leech pictures on the net, you will cry in despair for Keeley's latest edition of Swimsuit Illustrated is available on the net, Free! Hear Bill cry and howl in misery!

Social-awareness programmes will be a thing of the past, 'Feed the Angolians', Breast Cancer Awareness, Adopt-a-Keeley's Pair orphanage, Keeley's Up-lifting Experience for the not-so-well-endowed programmes and even our own Malaysia Boleh!'s MBoR(Malaysia Book of Records) by having her adopting Malaysia as her 2nd home in the aptly named '2nd Home Programme'. Once being claimed a Malaysian, we could even enter her in ALL sports and expect BIG results, yes, including badminton, soccer and other 'physical' sports. ahem...

I leave you to your imagination on how HUGE it would be if Sven were to replace that ugly redhead with this brunette boopalooza. Afterall he does have a soft spot for... ehem, 'Gifted' girls!

Long Live the New Rack!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

of moronic Tees and the dark hair beauty.

2.53am on a dumb weekend. Circling through my favourite bloggers, noticed some ads on his site(tuckermax.com), came across a Tee site which hits the spot! How many asswipes have you seen running around with their collars up? If he's your BF or your 'Brokeback Mountain' partner, then start asking these morons to wear his tees properly and stop making an ass outha BOTH of you.

Got a reply from a blogger I've came across which has 'Melissa Yenty' tag on her blog. M. Yenty is a wide-eye 'Avril Lavigne' look-a-like audio-engineer who's been with Addaudio for like a couple of months. I've only found out this week that she left in pursuit of something she loves doing. This blogger whom I encounter started a conversation with me on MSN 'coz I thought she was still looking for her as she's now at NY.
Then she asks,"Are you stalking her?"
me: "Yeah, you can say that...sorta"

I was checking on Google if M. Yenty actually has a blog. Her friend said she has, even before PPS started. Hmm.. I started to wonder, wtf was I doing in my teens... ahh... it must be like a diary but the big difference is, it's now public. Whatever thing you put on the net, you've to start getting comfortable with it or at least think twice before you click the 'Publish Post' button.

Back to M. Yenty, never got to spoke to her longer than a minute. Long black hair, huge puppy eyes and pouty lips, always clucthing a novel or Archie while waiting for her ride home. In fact, I told her before she reminded me of the MNG billboard at Phileo Damansara on the way to work each day. Here's a pic of the MNG's Spring Collection model, Bianca Balti. She emites the surreal dark beauty that comes once awhile in your life and before you know it, she's gone. Here's a toast to her success in all her endeavours!

I still get to see the billboard everyday while driving to work before it gets taken down eventually.=P