Shocking Revelation!

You wished.
Happy Teasing and Getting Teased.

Your Barisan Nazi MP Wants You GAG!

What makes us different from a Fascist or Communist State?
Read what YOUR Barisan Najis MP  has to say!

BLOG NOW for your FREEDOM.

Nazree Das Nazi

Heil Das Neu FOOL!
Donch Let Him Near Your Beer nor Saurkraut!

Bedol Taking One For Da Partay!

“Yuuuummm-Seeeeennnggggggggg!”

The Other YELLOW Fella...

With all the recent rave on The Yellow Fella, here’s a version which you DO NOT want ‘coverage’.
muahahahahahah…

C’mon sing-a-long now… tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, …

Gravy Train Presents: Blades of Crony!

Heard they’re a slippery couple, even on thin ice!
*Applause!

The Real '300'...

200 Years of Hard-work & 1 Day of Violence.
Feel like celebrating?

Of Course I Can Blog!

Another one up for the Ladies.
;)

Credits to ‘Dick’ Williams, an American WW2 painter.
“Of Course I Can…” original poster.

4th Floor Presents: Rise of The Silver Spooner!

Sky-Rider of the Gravy-Train and Armpit-Seeker of the Bapa Mertua!

Get Doggie!

Lay off the K-9s.
Piracy thrives because we can’t fork out RM180 for a bloody DVD.
Who are the real ‘Mobsters’?

Peddlers?
Wrong answer.

Heart Warming Welcome to MPs ;)

I extend my SINcerest gratitude to our MPs(Members of Purgatory) returning to ‘Work’.
Especially the Ruling Coercion.

*mutterings prayers of protection from Evil.

Shit Ball: Grab Shit By The Handful and Start Hurling!

A REAL Dog-Bites-Dog Story.

Bedolland Diaspora!

Missy Fong relates her story of a friend who immigrates and why.
Uncle Kit shares his frustration.
Lucia Lai hits it right in the eye. Ouch!

I’ll be rotting here. <—-Stubborn ‘pendatang’.

STOP Media Intimidation

…newspapers are reminded that condition 11 of their publishing permit requires them "to follow and not to act against" such directives issued by the ministry.

Me thinks these are the much tauted ‘principles of openness and truth as desired by the garmen’.

Think again if you wanne “Work With Him”.

Bedolland Spin Circus

Ditaja oleh The Nasty Pee paper. I’m sure school kids would benefit a great deal learning from this ‘Faux School Paper-Circulation Booster Project’.
Start ‘Spinning’ them young!

Bedol's New Clothes

Of course he ‘peels’ Good, that kiss is still warm… ehem.

Bolehland Health Ministry Recommended Healthy Diet

“Yum-yum!”

Bolehland's Napoleon

Does he deserves THIS?
Of course he does.

KILL BILL Vol. 3

BAM!
Another inspiration.
Go get ‘em, Uma!

Visit Bolehland 2007 - 50 Nefarious Years!

I agree with Angie.

"10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women..."

Yupe, that’s what the DIMWIT who gave you the Sore EYE of Bolehland said on the week the whole world is celebrating ‘International Women’s Day’. He’s so ignorant he probably doesn’t have a clue what day it was! Doh!…

Now if only someone would tell his mom about his mischief. A real spanking he deserves!

Pimped> Poster taken from Walski (thanks for giving us a deserving and relaxing weekends, dude! ;P).

Solidarity with fellow bloggers, both women & men, word…
MarinaM,
Eli Wong,
FL2020,
S.Loone,
Nuraina A. Samad,
Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin,
Rocky’s Bru,
Howsy,
Rojak & Cocktail,
MalaysiaUnplugged,
4896,
MyAsylum,
Blackinkorea,
Zorro,
and of course Jeff’s still managed to mentioned it WHWA(While He Was Away)

Enemy of the State - Bolehland Stylez

“My phone has been bugged. Whoever calls me, they'll know. All my incoming and outgoing calls are being intercepted. You hear clicks and interferences on the line.” – Ramli at MalaysiaKini.com

whoa… and all this while I thought Telekelentong just sucks, even with land lines.
Nvm, Ramli, you’re the man of the hour.

RELAgate

The Volunteer Reserve CORPSe!
Actually I didn’t have to ‘mod’ much on the poster as it described our band of thugs fittingly.

Real Snakes On a Plane

The REAL Acronym for MAS

Listen, Learn and Enlighten here.

Who Watches The Watchmen?

Precisely…

The Watchmen Series:
Great comic & novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.
Not to be missed.

Famous Last Words...

Indeed he is a very Brave man, not many could survive the aftermath of this ‘Probe’.
We shall remember him in the anal of Bolehland history! lolx

Millions for Your Freedom

Your Millions or Your Freedom?
If you don’t have it, rot in jail ya poor bastard!

Jean Danker for The Weekends

Is she the reason why ‘He’ seems tired all the time?
I’d say he should ‘warm-up’ by NOW!

Go get what’s yours, woman!
*doing the booty-dance

Jean Danker Week

Hey, I’m a fan! really…

Interview with a Bloodsucker

An interview was conducted by the Spin-paper last weekend, well, here’s My Version.
Hope Van Helsing would put a stake through his heart, wait… this SOB has NONE!
That explains.

Utter Economoy BULL!

You know they’re lying through their whazzus.

Like Mother Like Son

Ya Reap What Ya Sow.

Like Earl sayz, “Karma is a Funny Thang!”.

Drummed Up Economy - A Sure-Win Beat

At least the previous ‘Old Man’ boost public confidence only by using slogans.

2/10 for ‘faking it’.
Poor performance and unbelievable.

SKODENG Begins 2007

The difference between a SKODENG and Pervert is One Gets Paid (by the State) and the Other Gets Laid.

CNY Wishes???

Explicit thoughts during the Year of the Boar!
notty, notty!

Happy Chinese New Year and Happy Holidays to ALL!

A C. Minister. An Island. A Greedy Party. A Sell-Out.

Synopsis:
The ‘Pening’ government has been accused of selling out the rights of its people to revenue and development by allowing private companies to reclaim and sell coastal land.

‘If you ever want something badly, let it go. If it comes back to you, then it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never yours to begin with.’ – Quotes from the orginal movie.

Too True, Raja Bodek should realise it was never his to begin with.

"Click, Send, SWINDLE!" CONtest

Inspired by a Great CON job.


Thanks to Howsy’s piece.

A Bridge Too Farce - A BIG Budget Production!

A  truly ‘Glib’ and ‘Facile’ production from the longest serving prick in Bolehland.

“Another evil of epic proportion, he should be castrated and has his **** thrown off a bridge!” – Siegheil & Eworg

Tribute to a Peerless Man.

We all know what failed him after he has given so much for King & Country.
R.I.P. and may we see you in a Just and Better world, Mr. Albert and Good night.

The First Mat Rempit We Sent to South-Pole

Yes, He’s be the first we’ll sent on a No-Return ticket.

If you’ve been wondering what’s going on,
search ‘Mat Rempit’ and ‘South-Pole’ on your local paper.

A Heart-Wrenching EPIC!

Order your ‘Tickets’ now, EVERYONE is out to get him.


Spoiler:
The ‘Jasin Pirate’ got off scot-free as usual! Budak Hingus will go for a sequel by attempting to marrying a second wife, daughter of ANOTHER leader. Latuk ZAM.. errr… dies miserably in the first 20 seconds. We knew what will happen to Kari-Tiu-Nia-Mah in the end. As for Dollah, you’ll have to see it for yourself!

“we haven’t seen it” – Siestbell & EdGarrrr!

INTRODUCING: Our NEW TRULY ASIAN Model!

"Using pan-Asian faces means downgrading local faces," he said.
"We have to give priority to models with local looks."


We Obliged him, of course.

IC SNATCHERS: They Get NEW IC When You Sleep

*pointing towards you and unleash a high-pitch shriek, ‘EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!’

4th Floor Boys - Osblur Nominee for 2007!

“4th Floor Boys,” is inspired by the sinister and corrupted tale of a AMNO young man who would become known as the blight in history called Oxfartette In-Lawette.  He was an ordinary kampung boy who snaked his way in at the annual General Assembly looking for status, power, daughters of leaders, and in the process, he became the most powderfool mofor in Bolehland.  Never before has a movie so accurately portrayed the apocalytic stupidity and dispecable act of the partisan in-fighting and racist politics that played such an integral role in the Bullying Coalition.

“Recommended for parents to screen their potential disastrous son-in-laws! Sheer EVIL!” – Sickbell and Egglard.

Conspiracy Theory

Plot Summary:
They have made lotsa of conspiracy theories,
one of their theories finds itself to be accurate and the G-men are after them. But which one? 
Does Kari-Tiu-Nia-Mah lick himself when no one’s looking?
Did Berendam Plagiarism copy and paste himself?
Does anyone remembers the-other-NaSTy-guy’s name?

“Two-thumbs and a toe’s up!” – Sickel & Eggbert.

Bolehland War Crimes: Diversion?

Yes, Nothing is what it seems.


G.O.M. has been pulling this trick for YEARS, think about it.
and oh, S-I-L simply loves that dress!

NEW HORROR MOVIE! MUST SEE!

Aren’t You Scared Now?

(especially the Toupee… – Mob)

OMFG! The HUTT Is Not Dead!!!

Spotted on a remote inhospitable dump called Sungei Siput!

Hide your children and Flee the planet!

BOLEHLAND: S.O.T.D - Johor Edition

Due to overwhelming response, we have our first S.O.T.D Southern Corridor Special Edition!
May we present you:

Sor-Hai of the Day! (Johor Edition)




Congratulations, Horny Ottoman!
May the flood water filled your tiny brain like poop floating in a toilet bowl!