Saturday, April 21, 2007

Cemerlang, Gemilang serta Kuda Belang!



Product of our ‘Semat’(Smart) School?
Kerismudin should’ve been proud!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Dis Is Roti-Ba-KAAAAAAAAAAR!

Tonite He Dines In HELL ...Alone!

We should be proud of our local ‘Jantan’, Bapa mertua would too, IF he’s still awake.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Rowdy Beruk Making a Ruckus @ Ijok

The BIGGEST Ape with the smallest Penis

Thanks to Jelas.info, we have ‘fresh’ pics of Barisan Najis Monkey pics.
The BIGGEST Ape with the smallest penis, hence he have to be ‘shouldered’ on some ass-kissers’ back!
Doesn’t he reminds you of Inferior-complex King Farquar of Shrek?
Keep us updated with the pics, Jelas.info!

Dip Da Scale, Baby!

You Gotthe Be Shittin' Me

50 Nefarious Years of really ‘blind’ justice according to a certain coalition.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The REAL Reason For the North-Pole Jump Delay!

Meow!

Hurrah Hello Kitty!

Find out what happened on his previous Jump!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Bribe Me Badges Available for Ijok By-Election

Potong, Gam dan Tampal

… and oh, forgot to add, “…Motherfuckers”.

Tee-SHIT

Tar My Road

Lessons learned from Machap.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

The PaipBocors and The Leaks of Air Kencings!

Leaky pipes, leaky pipes, leaky leaky leaky pipes...

How does he fix a nation when his ‘house’ banjir(flood) like his pledges?
‘OhMyLongKang, Temberang dan Kuda Belang!’ of course!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Congratulations to the People of MACHAP!

Don't Complaint Anymore The Next Time You're FUCKED!

Enjoy the ‘free acres’, ‘free makan’ and ‘free house renovations’,
while it lasts.

Barisan Najis Booby Trap

Barisan Najis Go Die-lah!

I hope I would at least own something at Machap after the by-election since they’re abusing my tax money on the town. MaCha*hAi!

Parti Undi Rosak! PUNDAK!

Merdeka! Seterika! Kathrika! kakaka

Thanks to Aisehman.Org, Anti-Barisan Najis Propaganda Liberation Front(A-BNPLF) got word there’s a new Political Party in town! Go and get yourself a mighty ROTFLTM from Parti Undi Rosak!!!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Bedol Ultimatum



Sinister and Mean as he should be.
So the ‘True Colors’ is out and it’s RED.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Satu Lagi Projek Hijacked by A-BNPLF



Don’t tell me my wonderful poster skills are by Barisan Najis too!

Friday, April 06, 2007

Men of the Year?

El Rock and El Jeff, Viva Blogga Revoluzion!

El Rock & El Jeff, Viva Blogga Revolución!
Watch out for the Sleepy Ninja!
Jangan Pandang Belakang! aha...

Kudos to Seth for the idea.

Here's One You Register As A BLOGGER!

Dog Blogs in Heaven y'know

Nuff Said!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

A-BNPLF Trounce Barisan Najis!

Vote Barisan Najis If You Want to 'Feel Good'!
Vote Barisan Najis if you want more ‘Good News’ or just smell bad.

A-BNPLF Strikes Again!

Wool Over Bull's Eyes, Baaa...?

Watch the hostility, Lady!
Ahh, we backwater people simply couldn’t comprehend BN’s sophistication.
I apologise on behalf of the Wool Lady, due to the fact we don't have sheep, we don't have that much wool, hence the 'hostility'. Now Bugger Off, BN!

Anti-Barisan Najis Propaganda Liberation Front!



Amaciam my poster? Can ‘Chelen’ BN’s Propaganda Onslaught?
Haven’t thought of a Funny ACRONYM yet…

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

What Has Your Barisan Najis MP Done For 'Chu' Lately?



On why these Barisan Najis MPs waste Taxpayer’s money on 5–star hotel briefings, door-gifts, ‘special pins’ and etc:

“Why do you people always waste time raising such trivial matters. Can’t they see that the garmen has done much for the people,” he said.


I rather get hit by with his LV hand-bag than listen to his answers, don’t chu think?

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Shocking Revelation!

You WISHED!

You wished.
Happy Teasing and Getting Teased.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Your Barisan Nazi MP Wants You GAG!

Communist Bedolland?

What makes us different from a Fascist or Communist State?
Read what YOUR Barisan Najis MP  has to say!

BLOG NOW for your FREEDOM.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Nazree Das Nazi



Heil Das Neu FOOL!
Donch Let Him Near Your Beer nor Saurkraut!

Bedol Taking One For Da Partay!



“Yuuuummm-Seeeeennnggggggggg!”

Monday, March 26, 2007

The Other YELLOW Fella...

I will followww youuuuu... wherever you may go...!

With all the recent rave on The Yellow Fella, here’s a version which you DO NOT want ‘coverage’.
muahahahahahah…

C’mon sing-a-long now… tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, tok-sze, …

Gravy Train Presents: Blades of Crony!



Heard they’re a slippery couple, even on thin ice!
*Applause!

Sunday, March 25, 2007

The Real '300'...

Thank You for using 'Excessive Force' on Civilians
200 Years of Hard-work & 1 Day of Violence.
Feel like celebrating?

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Of Course I Can Blog!



Another one up for the Ladies.
;)

Credits to ‘Dick’ Williams, an American WW2 painter.
“Of Course I Can…” original poster.

4th Floor Presents: Rise of The Silver Spooner!



Sky-Rider of the Gravy-Train and Armpit-Seeker of the Bapa Mertua!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Get Doggie!

Arroooooooffff!(Gonne Kick Yo Ass!)

Lay off the K-9s.
Piracy thrives because we can’t fork out RM180 for a bloody DVD.
Who are the real ‘Mobsters’?

Peddlers?
Wrong answer.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Heart Warming Welcome to MPs ;)

How the plaque should look like in reality.

I extend my SINcerest gratitude to our MPs(Members of Purgatory) returning to ‘Work’.
Especially the Ruling Coercion.

*mutterings prayers of protection from Evil.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Monday, March 19, 2007

Bedolland Diaspora!

Lat-tali-lat-tali-tam-pon!

Missy Fong relates her story of a friend who immigrates and why.
Uncle Kit shares his frustration.
Lucia Lai hits it right in the eye. Ouch!

I’ll be rotting here. <—-Stubborn ‘pendatang’.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

STOP Media Intimidation

Dont go STALIN on our ass!

…newspapers are reminded that condition 11 of their publishing permit requires them "to follow and not to act against" such directives issued by the ministry.

Me thinks these are the much tauted ‘principles of openness and truth as desired by the garmen’.

Think again if you wanne “Work With Him”.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Bedolland Spin Circus



Ditaja oleh The Nasty Pee paper. I’m sure school kids would benefit a great deal learning from this ‘Faux School Paper-Circulation Booster Project’.
Start ‘Spinning’ them young!

Bedol's New Clothes



Of course he ‘peels’ Good, that kiss is still warm… ehem.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Monday, March 12, 2007

Bolehland's Napoleon

Work with my Son!

Does he deserves THIS?
Of course he does.

KILL BILL Vol. 3



BAM!
Another inspiration.
Go get ‘em, Uma!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Saturday, March 10, 2007

"10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women..."

http://asylum60.blogspot.com/2007/03/10000-liars.html
Yupe, that’s what the DIMWIT who gave you the Sore EYE of Bolehland said on the week the whole world is celebrating ‘International Women’s Day’. He’s so ignorant he probably doesn’t have a clue what day it was! Doh!…


Now if only someone would tell his mom about his mischief. A real spanking he deserves!

Pimped> Poster taken from Walski (thanks for giving us a deserving and relaxing weekends, dude! ;P).

Solidarity with fellow bloggers, both women & men, word…
MarinaM,
Eli Wong,
FL2020,
S.Loone,
Nuraina A. Samad,
Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin,
Rocky’s Bru,
Howsy,
Rojak & Cocktail,
MalaysiaUnplugged,
4896,
MyAsylum,
Blackinkorea,
Zorro,
and of course Jeff’s still managed to mentioned it WHWA(While He Was Away)


Friday, March 09, 2007

Enemy of the State - Bolehland Stylez

Ramli the Brave

“My phone has been bugged. Whoever calls me, they'll know. All my incoming and outgoing calls are being intercepted. You hear clicks and interferences on the line.” – Ramli at MalaysiaKini.com

whoa… and all this while I thought Telekelentong just sucks, even with land lines.
Nvm, Ramli, you’re the man of the hour.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

RELAgate



The Volunteer Reserve CORPSe!
Actually I didn’t have to ‘mod’ much on the poster as it described our band of thugs fittingly.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Real Snakes On a Plane



The REAL Acronym for MAS

Listen, Learn and Enlighten here.

Who Watches The Watchmen?

Who Watches The Watchmen?

Precisely…

The Watchmen Series:
Great comic & novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.
Not to be missed.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Famous Last Words...

Mau Butt-Plug kah?

Indeed he is a very Brave man, not many could survive the aftermath of this ‘Probe’.
We shall remember him in the anal of Bolehland history! lolx

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Millions for Your Freedom

If you don't have Millions, Stay in Jail!

Your Millions or Your Freedom?
If you don’t have it, rot in jail ya poor bastard!

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Jean Danker for The Weekends

Fulamak!

Is she the reason why ‘He’ seems tired all the time?
I’d say he should ‘warm-up’ by NOW!

Go get what’s yours, woman!
*doing the booty-dance

Jean Danker Week

Hey Mama!

Hey, I’m a fan! really…