Self-preservation is top-priority, everything else is secondary, hence his skillz are geared for it!
Pity he's still a Moron though.
Series 1 - Mukriz
Series 2 - KayJay
Young Oxfart rookie doing a Vet's mission. Gruesome fatality expected.
Series 1 - Mukriz
2nd poster installment coming tomorrow! ~ his Nemesis!
"Ratatatatatat-pew~-pew! Bedebabom!"
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And he still haven't get the shoes he promised for DSAI. Link
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Heard it's a no-brainer.
Don't worry can still summon Latuk Michelle Yeoh and Latuk Jean Toad for help!
Modded quote: "The car's moving but the driver's not!".
Actually I'm more afraid of hordes of angry Jay Chou's fans, no kidding. =)
B.U.M 2008 is the acronym for Bloggers' Universe Malaysia (for obvious reasons).
Get more info here
Heheheh... stay tuned!
Ah the sweet smell of Hell-fire for using God's name for your cause.
He gets to deal with Money meant for the Poor...Oh Shit!
Looks like Dollah bungled again.
Read this:
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Notice the 'NGO' Group's Chairman, Latuk Kamilia Ibrahim, what's her position?
Lol, NaSTy pee does have some jokesters around, wonders if KariUlar will sack the reporter for doing his/her job.
and risk facing The Rakyat.
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'Learn how to stay in the Stone-Age!' will be his next installment.
Get it from GRAK-KUNT, available in Penang... or sorry, expired recently.
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Democracy is alive! At least on the 4th-Estate(Online).
Oh look, here's an idea.
If Dollah-kaki-tidur has a fraction of Kit's humility and modesty, this country would have been Great since 2004.
Thank you, Sir for staying the course with us!
P/s:
and please do forgive us for our harsh words on your blog last night.
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Please be advised he's armed with rabies and a real bad behavior, this simian is routed to a Circus before he made good his escape through the office shit-hole.
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MSM (wholly -owned by you-know-who) is blitzing the nation with Lies and Spins.
Find alternative sources or Reform the Truth!
Year of the rat takes a tumble but gladly wishes Samy Belon a Very Happy Birthday... before he passed out.
P/s: We wanted to surprise you yesterday but after the Big Hit on Saturday, we thought you couldn't stand another 'surprise'.
"Congratulations and Thank you for your support,
the people's voice will reign and echo in Parliament!"
The people has indeed spoken.
Vote Often & Regularly. =)
This has been a Public Service Announcement.
A must watch for all Malaysians!
Kudos to Malaysia Youth 4 Change, well done!
The Axis of Evil only needs a 51 percent majority to win the election and form government, NOT 2/3 or 75%.
And it's Myanmar, Numbnuts.
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I know.
N.A.D.T(Not A Damn Thing)!
Errr... Not really.
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Fleeting images for this horror lives on. Never forget!
I kept hearing the echoes, over and over again. If you want mine?
I friggin' Do. =)
Hot of the stove.
Lai-lai, get it exclusively from Malaysia-Today.
Many thanks to Boon for getting me the emergency creds. Tankiu, tankiu!
When a Leader lies, his minions will follow...
A desperate Regime holding on to its final breath?
We wish, but still, he's a riot to watch.
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The real 'former-Iraqi minister', Muhd. Saeed-Sahaf
Welcome come back, Mrs. Cili-Padi.
Let's burn Badut Nasional's taste buds to Oblivion, especially Najib's tongue!
Vote ANY Opposition and be proud you did the nation good!
Stronger Opposition means less corruption, more transparency!
Rumor has it, S-I-L is buying himself legitimacy. Pity the poor sod who has to give up his/her fat seat to pave way for him.
Still, we have Chegubard willing take him on where ever this Douchebag goes!
Salut! Chegubard
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Please, please don't put us through another Clueless Bureaucrap again.
Do you want another 5 years of Comedy?
I stop writing eons ago and chose to blog via my posters. Simple & effective but I'm brick-walled when I was tagged by Biggie on the 'Muhibbah' initiatives. Using posters will reveal lots of folks I knew and love, plus I do not have their permissions to publish their pics, so being the lazy ass that I am, I hope presenting it via point form would suffice:
- my nannies included an indian family, why I said a 'family'? Because in the old days, they treat me like their own, it doesn't felt like you're in another family. All these for the price of one while mom & dad are away working.
- my first GF was a BumiPuteri, she was in lower 6 and I was a 5th former and let me tell you, our interracial/inter-religion relationship could bring tears to even hardcore 'Sepet' fans.
- my most memorable cikgu, cikgu asiah, we literally grew up with her from form 3 - 5, and she was awesomely MILFY hot! I tell ya, that's the only way boys will get a decent education when she could get the attention of the whole class.. and other classes too. Imagine other classes who had her for certain lessons praised your teach as the hottest chick around. Heard she's all covered up now and a HM now. Auwwww...
- where do you think my sweet BM comes from? Majalah Gila-gila?(Although I was indeed a huge fan of Professor Serba-Tau & Atuk Ujang) I learned as a National School kid with Member melayu/tea-dance kaki/pakai GQ/ lepak ketarpang stall hisap kretek
- I didn't know truly understand what Ketuanan Melayu or NEP was until I was 28.
- I heard stories about about 513 or May13 and thought it was some gang-wars between the chinese clans.
- my doctors are always Indians or Sikhs, as I have grown up believing they're the Best until I found out it also applies at courts too, court of Law that is.
- Ask any chinese who Brian McKnight was before his 'Back At One' hit, and they'll be clueless. Only malays and indians knew, so guess what kinda music I listened to?
- No longer do I stereotyped drivers based on race on the road, because it's just doesn't work nowadays.
- the best kuey-teow I had is from a malay pakcik named Awie.
- Kana(short for Kanagarajah), the only indian winger/forward in our basketball team, firefighter dad and Deepavali hangout when we were kids.
- Effendi, crack lotsa jokes, high-school senior-cum-bus-mate, speaks fluent cantonese and totally digs chickas from all races and had plenty. Last time I heard, he works for Latuk Vinsent Tan. lolx
- Our best high-school HM was a Sikh, Mr. Ajmeer Singh and our worst was a 'Canteen AhSoh' (canteen auntie).
- 'Chindians' to us kids was a Mage with +15 Intelligence and + 300 Mana.
- I have always thought our History taught in school was real.
- we listened to racial jokes and laughed at ourselves.
- race-superiority to us is that annoying bugger who had real running shoes, the rest of us ran barefooted during Hari Sukan.
- the best 'House' won and the whole school celebrated during Sports Day.
- dad dedicated 35 years into LLN(we nicknamed Lembu-lembu Negara)Lembaga Letrik Negara, where everyone were based on 'Qualifications' not color of the skin. In fact, if you're LLN Electrician/Technician, you will be Tanned(dark), working under the hot sun. LLN men were highly sought-after and respected during their days. Notice I mentioned LLN not TNB.
- we bought Zainal Abidin's Hijau album.
- Sheila Majid is still the best Jazz/RnB singer ever!
- we chat about last nite's P.Ramlee classics whenever there was a rerun.
- we learned how to say, "have you eaten?" and "fuck you!" in all languages.
- we cheered our badminton teams during Thomas Cups and spit on our national football team. heh
- we were too busy growing up and falling in love than wrestle with racial hate when we were teens.
- Merdeka Day to us is to hit the B. Bintang area to see illegal car races, taunting police and street pondans(trannies). Now you have to stick to Malls or you will trampled by rempits and ahbengs with spray cans.
- Monday assembly at school were to talk about the school's triumph, failure and our Alma Mater.
- festive seasons to us were all about the Holidays and Food.
- cultural costumes(kebaya/cheongsam/saree) to us is comparing which one is sexier.
- getting mistaken for a malay during Puasa month was hilarious.
- UNITY is when we all pounce on that drunken American sailor in a nightclub and still lost, together.
- we hit on ALL ladies, regardless of races in clubs. It was just a matter if she's a wife/gf of someone nasty.
- food exchange during festive seasons begins the moment our moms are available within 3 houses radius surrounding your own.
- everyone knows your accent. "Dey!" "Cilakak!" "Tiu!"
- always thought 'Kaffir' was a famous actor with exotic name.
My Muhibbah tag is a mix-bag of experience which came to me at the moment, there might be more profound and significant ones which didn't make it to this article, for that I apologize and hope it would return to me like this Muhibbah Spirit soon!
With this write, I will tag *jeng, jeng, jeng' - Daphne
Watch out for irregularities and big-time fraud on the next G.E. Oops! I'm not just tearing Rashit's potrait but had added a huge BOOT too.
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The 4.6 Billion PKFZ shenanigan is nothing compare the lost of lives. Where is he going to 'Hide' now? Australia again?
Go to buscrashnomore.blogspot.com
A question for our boys-in-blue. Don't give us the crap on Public-Safety, you are arresting the Public and the last time we encounter Safety was NEVER!
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Only at Bolehland, only at Bolehland...
*sigh + face palm
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Stupidity demands Scapegoat. You're it.
This crook is pulling underwear over the entire nation. There should be a separate trial to try this arse for his role in this judiciary crisis.
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Ol' Chin, you can deny your 'relationship' with Ling but don't deny him your LOVE! lolx
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The real Ration which should take place is Bedol's Fat Cabinet of Greedy Morons & Leeches*.
*yes, including those darn good-for-nothing Senators.
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Monkeys in Parliament,
Sore-Eyes of Bolehland,
Zakar-Dia Mansion,
One-Eye Pirate of Jasin,
IDR BBQ,
fLaw-Enforcement brutality,
and now...
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The year we as normal citizens are being tested by self-serving bureaucrats and intimidated by their mindless goons.
Step up the assault on all fronts on 2008, this country is worth fighting for!
err... he's celebrating it via 'Silent Night' I guess.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.
"YB, are the tissues suffice for your crying?" - Cronies
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This dawg doesn't catch thieves nor guard your house. It hose you down with water cannon, spray tear-gas and lock you up with ISA under a Dick-tator's orders.
Infact, this dawg is a thug. Totally Gangsta! Arroooof!
It's official, you can finally call Bedol Napoleon a Despot, Dictator or Kim Jong-ilL of S.E.A.
Any volunteer who can submit a professional write on Bedol Napoleon's pathetic life? He could top Hitler if the article's written good.
Dictator-of-the-Month
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At his age, me thinks he could barely get an erection, let alone lift a Machete.
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The inciter of all racial hate is at it again, why do we tolerate these bigots?
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Now we know who's marginalizing everyone.
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Still think he's a nice and elegant old man?
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His stupidity knows no bounds.
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We don't wanne be your friend, Dolah. Nanti kena tikam from all sides!
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