Sunday, July 22, 2007

The KERISMAN Warning!

 
(I Warn Yall, before I shoot with my Laser-Eyes!) Piew-piew-piew

Even the joke is getting old...
Guess it works for orang kampung? but, but orang kampung also watches ASTRO dee, maciam-maciam ada...

more:
Malaysiakini

Updates:
A Cross-Over Poster Edition by Wattahack

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Bolehland's Finest: To Serve & Protect!

 
This is no victim of WW2 Holocaust, He is a victim of non-existent human-rights widely practised by the very same people who're suppose 'To Serve & Protect' but instead he was  brutalised and beaten to pulp by the 'Bolehland's Finest'! Are our 5-Os = Khmer Rogue?

My prediction: The coppers responsible will be on 'transfer' and face 'disciplinary actions', probably with full-pay. No jail-terms, no remorse, no nothing 'coz this is Bolehland.
We need the IPCMC now!

more horror:
Malaysiakini

NURI Replacement: It's About Frickin'Time!


Yay-Hoo! Aku Dapat BarJet Baru!
(Yahoo, I have a spanking new budget!)

If only they have given it more thoughts than their own exclusive & luxurious VIP transports.
My condolences to the ALL the victims of Nuri mishaps - mob1900

more:
Malaysiakini
Malaysia-Today

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Big Conundrum presents: "We're Not CIRCULAR!", a total out of shape movie!

 
Gottha love that Booby Hat...
And as for protecting minority religions, just STOP TEARING IT DOWN!
Doh!

more:
Malaysiakini

Friday, July 13, 2007

FREE NAT NOW!

 
UPDATES:
KokoNat is due to be released and I'm sure he would have wish he could multiply himself and thank each of you personaly, but I've came up with something that could help him and his loved ones express their gratitude to ALL of you!

Share the anticipation of his release here: Cheryl
Great work everyone!


What you can do:
BLOG about Nathaniel Tan, As of 48hrs we have 80+ blogs on our Nat and growing! Educate yourself, family and friends about OSA and its repercussions. Let the world knows there's no substitue for freedom and no justification for oppression! As Rocky said,"Make a Stand, Rattle The Net!".

  

Nathaniel Tan. Blogger, Humanitarian/Aid/Relief Volunteer(Ache, Indonesia and Sierra Leone), Human-rights Activist and a Friend.
The Five-0s denied he's under their custody.
So who has him? UTK? KGB? CIA?
This is clearly a case of kidnapping sanctioned by those in power!

UPDATED:
At 10pm, the police finally confirmed that Tan was being held at Bukit Aman.

UPDATES(3.20AM)
Dang Wangi it is. There're nicer beds there?  

UPDATES(3.54am)
BobJots got pictures wei...

UPDATES:
Points to ponder, How do you OSA a bloody website?
It's called World-wide Web for a reason. No wonder we need IPCMC.

UPDATES:
Petition to release our fellow blogger and friend > link

more:
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Polytikus
Howsy
Bakaq
Rocky's Bru
Malaysia-Today
Eli Wong
Whatever
Bobjots
Ktemoc
syafiqsunny
Mahaguru 58
Cheryl
4896
Nik Nazmi
Bullets of Quill and Ink
Reduced & Recycled
MageP's Lab
TC
arifabdull
John LeeMK
Walski
Rozaini
RiverSlim
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The Cicak
Politics101
Lucia Lai
Global Voices
Where's My Noose?
Galadriel
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The Silo
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Wattahack
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Sagaladoola
The Malaysian
Screenshots
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LinkenLim
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Moo_t
Tim
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Mushroom Ali
Colour-Blind
Caravan Serai
CIJ
Razzberry
Sophie's World
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Menglei Wong
Alice Nah
Disquiet
Zorro Unmasked
O.B.E ~Shar101
BennyLoh
KickDeFella
Marina Mahathir
Tony Pua
Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin 
WhatALulu
Membebel
YP's Rantings
Amin Iskandar
Sekadar Sebuah Catatan
the__earthinc
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xperienceoflife
hwayangjerng
MustStopThis
Mere Scribbling
Uncle LKS
CarbonCopy
Sayuri
Ipoh.com.my
BoingBoing
HantuLautan
Bumiputera Malaysia
AmkMalaysia
Chong Zhe Min
Lotus In The Mud
Nosceres
Kisah Seribu Satu Malang
DPPWP
Narratives @ Najah Nasseri
Being Unreasonable
Barefooted in Funny Weather
James Wong Wing On
Steve Notes
The Malaysian Billboard
Burma Underground
Bloginie
News Fuzz
Istammtisch.de
Teaoodle
Entertainmentjet.info
Ame C
BumiKu
Faisal Mustaffa
TingTitLei aka Big Lazy
Fanny Chew
Harakah Daily
Anil Netto
Janus995
Thinking Aloud
Pro-Mahathir
AIC UK
UnSpun
Alvin Yap
FPM
Kecek-Kecek Tok Mudin
Elviza
Planet Malaysia
MalaysiaMedicalResources
AnotherBrickInTheWall
FreeNatTan
Kacau Bilau

BOLEHLAND: Hate Incorporated.

 

They will be bolder than criminals with politicians backing them, politicians which YOU put into place!
This is BARISAN NAJIS! 50 Years of Animosity!

more:
Malaysiakini 1
Malaysiakini 2
Eli Wong
Dogpile
Howsy
Bangkit
Inbam
other news on religion intolerance
mob1900

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Bolehland's Racism + Religion Hate: Generously Donated by AMNO Youth.

 

What does YOUR Barisan Najis component parties have to say?

NOT-DAMN-THING of course!
This is indeed a grim reminder UNDILAH BARISAN NAJIS, NOT!

more:
Malaysiakini
Eli Wong
Dogpile


Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Revenge of the FARM ANIMALS!

 

They slaughtered farm animals in the name of a 'Wedding Tribute', what are these idiots gonne slaughter for an 'Anniversary'?
Next time, just send a fuckin' card.

more:
Malaysiakini

Kangaroos Spotted on Court



No pun intended for the real marsupials Down-under.

more:
malaysiakini

Monday, July 09, 2007

"Portray Bolehland Truthfully"



"KOTA KINABALU: The tourism industry must portray Bolehland truthfully in promotional materials so that visitors do not feel duped."

Doing my best! - mob1900

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Viable Bolehland Space Experiment #1


Might as well launch as many turds into space from Bukit Jalil.
Somor can gauge ballistics and gravitational pull on the payloads.
@ Bolehland, anything is possible including Absurdity.

more:
Malaysiakini

ZAM's Illuminati?

 
Section 211 of the Communications and Multimedia Act 1998 provides:
"No content applications service provider, or other person using a content applications service, shall provide content which is indecent, obscene, false, menacing, or offensive in character with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any person."

They should start with the Parliament, especially since Barisan Najis MP monkeys' unruly behavior were published on YouTube.
Anyway, they 'watches' (monitor) the media, but who watches them?

more:
Malaysiakini
Malaysiakini

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Friday, June 29, 2007

Some Excuses for Being Seen with Altantunya.

 

In Bolehland, anything can work,
no matter how ridiculous it may sound.

more:
Malaysiakini

Thursday, June 28, 2007

He Was A Quiet Man...


"The rakyat has given me the mandate to fight corruption,
yada, yada...ZZZZ"


more:
The real upcoming movie starring Christian Slater, Elisha Cuthbert & William H. Macy

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Rempit. Nobody thinks highly of You!

 

'Gaya Licik, Tapi Kote Kecik!'

Howsy thinks we should emulate Australia's Road & Transport Authority's latest Ad Campaign to
discourage these monkeys, What say you?

more:
Howsy
the RTA commercial

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Counter-Shirt for Altantuya's Father.

 

With this nasTEE, no biyatch dares to give ya a punch up.


Monday, June 25, 2007

EU: "Transparency, Dialogue and Education"


He obviously knew something our Elitist politicians' trying to ignore, isn't it? 

It is an international issue if you're want Foreign Investment, Doh!

more:
Malaysiakini

Saturday, June 23, 2007

RM2...

Garam Percuma!

and oh, the salt’s FREE.

Inspired by a recent-true-event-from-a-friend.
You’ll be the judge
.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

El Balachi Did It Again!

Berbudi Bahasa Konon Hahahahahahahahahah

Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin Numero Uno!
… and the stench from his mouth!! This Fucktard ate SHIT ar?!

more:
Malaysiakini

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Hang Nadim Kena Tonggeng Belakang!



Some idiots are comparing this buffoon with a mythical youngster Hang Nadim who saved Singapore from the attacks of the Todaks(swordfish), well, he does have the intel of a 10 yr old if that’s what yall’re sayin’.

Bedol Goes to Russhya!

Push-Koff!

Is Bedol there to learn something?
Hopefully not ‘Crowd control ’, we knew how THAT went.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

joHORROR presents: 28 Hours Later

Coppers Floppers

To serve and protect…
*clap clap clap

Sunday, June 17, 2007

joHORROR Violent Crimes.

Fuck Da Puh-Lice

Flash floods, fucked-up leaders, most corrupted Five-Os eva and now, violent crimes.

and oh, our ‘nice neighbours’ are fair-game too.
Be-fuckin’-ware.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Uh-Oh: The Feline with 9 lives Speaks!



RM1.93billion + 100million = lots of cat grub.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Forest Friends Gives ZAM a piece of their mind!

Angry Squirrels contemplates on Porn sites ban!

The squirrels are angry, ZAM! Watch the trees behind your backyard!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

SMART Tunnel's Solution to their Woes?

Bocor!

RM 2.0b, oh, tak cukuppp…

sorry, Ringgit Malaysia kenot make appearance ‘coz too shy as stated by B. Negara, so the US ‘Dollah’ will have to suffice. No wonder nobody recognise our currency.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Semi-Value's Inspirational Pantun



At least he knows how to use 2 functions on a PC: Copy & Paste.

more:
Zorro
Rocky’s Bru

Friday, June 08, 2007

A Tribute to LOLMNSTR 4chan-stylez



/b/ lol

Cybernanny advisory b4 surfing these links:
4chan.org
macrochan.org
wiki on 4chan

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

"Selamat Pengantin La... eh, wasn't it a Rumour!?"



Wasn’t rumours meh?
Ahh…tiuuu.. don’t play-play liddat-lah!
So bloggers are no longer ‘Liars’ lah?

Anyway, Selamat Pengantin …err.. Lagi!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Say That Again Mathafakar

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing DOUBLE-SPEAK!

We eat Banjir while you eat Nasi Kandar Perth Kari Banjir!
Barisan Najis leaders really have a way with words!

Monday, June 04, 2007

NomoreFlipFlopPictures presents: THE POLITIKONS!



Politikons, transform and D-E-S-T-R-O-Y!”
*Kuk-kuk-kak-kak!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Chicken Pictures Presents: HOLLOWMAN

But you can still smell his hair grease!

But you can still smell the grease from his hair.
Pluck-pluck-pluck!

more:
Mad Druid

"Sorry, No Grey Areas!"

Sorry No Grey Areas to Hide!

Barisan Najis’s show of hand, “Sai-Lang!”
Well, at least it’s now clear for all to see.
No more ‘Colours’ for VMY2007, life goes on…

Musang Media Presents: IDR Cookout!

'Harum' Khabar Dari Rupa

For REAL? Get outha heree…
Can’t I have some left-overs, pls pls pls!

Monday, May 28, 2007

MaChAi Film presents 'Delayed Erections'

Gangster No.1!

Thugs and Dog Brothers of AMNO, ready to be utilised like true Machais!
S-I-L still talks in SMS-language, da buffoon!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

"Come Challenge Me in Erections!" - Aza'Gorilla'

Rooooooaarrrrr!! Eh spelling salah...
Would embarrass even our distant simian cousins…
How do we prove a female gorilla gets err.. ‘stimulated’?
You’re looking at one now!
Roooarr!!!

Friday, May 25, 2007

S-I-L Opens His Mouth Wide...

Glasgow Kiss from Alex Ferguson

Idiot or Fool?
There’s no ‘Hero’ in this game and that gottha hurt! :P

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Sexual Deprieved MPs? AGAIN

There those idiots go again!
Agreed. Barisan Najis male MPs are Horny little Buffoons who kept blaming the opposite sex for all their misdeeds!

more:
4896
Rocky’s Bru
Mental-Jog
WielMaja
Eli Wong
Zorro -Unmasked
Maverick
Po Kuan

Morons Un-United!
New Team in town!
Click on pic to know the Players!
Courtesy of Wattahack


Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Understatement of the Year!

Notty Notty Notty!

Admission without prejudice.
I’m impressed with the honesty.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Hello ZAM Sayang...

Opocot!!! ZAM Takut Buku! Wakakaka

If anyone could read the book, it will translate to ‘Maturity’ and ‘Understanding’.
Abang ZAM aduhai…

Kudos to Freethinker for the alert.

More:
Malaysiakini

Temp Parliament Replacement?

Ou-oh-uhoh-aahh-haaghh-haagh-eeek--eeeek!
The people recommends this temporary shelter as soon as they heard the plight of leaks and wiring problems at The House. No need to thank us, we insists. ;)

Friday, May 18, 2007

BUM2007: The Stage is Set, let's Roll!

Howsy, Told ya we shoulda summarise the Text!

Let’s get it on!
*Click on pic for more info.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Biggie Up for the Royal Couple!

Daulat Tuanku!

Give it up for the couple of the decade!

May they be bless with happiness, longevity, prosperty, wisdom, children, grand-children, great-grand-children and lotsa other great stuff!
Daulat Tuanku!