Sunday, September 09, 2007

Bolehland Coppers Loves Cocktails


They 'claimed' the infamous cocktails appeared during the Malacca Pig-Farm controversy and the latest skirmish at BERSIH ceramah at Trengganu. Well, where the fuck is it?

more:
Malaysiakini
Malaysiakini

BAJET2008: DeJaVu

 
...and you would expect him to do better since G.E. is around the corner. Good, now you have good reasons to kick Barisan Najis out.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Budget2008: After 4 Years of Screwing Around.


We heard it all, 'Bio-everything' incentives, Agriculture-same-ols, Human-Crapital, Increment of Civil sector instead of decreasing it even when we're at a digital-age, Blatant Discrimination Policies, Red-tape bureaucracy that stoke and grew corruption at an epic rate, Loose regulatory enforcement on insider-trading and financial misdemeanor dan macam-macam lagi. Do not expect THAT to change even if the 4pm 'Bajet2008' let loose a 'few carrots'.

Standby for the 4pm 'Boo'get2008 at 4pm:
Malaysiakini

Update:
Just found out, we are more interested to know how long does it takes before Bedol and the Cabs(minions) starts dozing-off during the 'Bajet2008' presentation. A friend of mine gave 10 mins while I gave a buffer of 45 mins before things gets blurry and the birds starts chirping them to ZZZ in their heads.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Bedol Napoleon: Far from Grace


"I Beee-eeek your pardon?" - Bedol Napoleon


...and we thought the gloomy weather would've giving him some hints.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Copolita Karated Bolehland Korrupts!

 
What do you get when you have Bolehland's Worst vs Indonesia's Top Karate Referee. Outcome: 4 Bolehland 5-0's got their asses handed to them and what they do? They whip out their Badges!

More:
Malaysia-Today

Updates:
The Jakarta Post
Detik.com
Elizabeth Wong

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Coming this 31st, August 2007...


You should know what it is, besides celebrating our Merdeka Day. Be extra careful not to incur their wrath.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

All 37 Charges Against Zakar 'Istana' Mat Mampos Dropped!

 
Yes, according to sources, ALL 37 charges has been dropped by your kind Barisan Najis Garmen. Sorry ar, Namewee, this does not apply to you 'coz you're not AMNO!

more:
Rocky's Bru
Malaysiakini

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Give 'Em Hell, Shahrir!


Give them a piece of Whup-Ass, Datuk Shahrir!
About time somebody stop the blatant thievery.

more:
Malaysiakini

,

MaChAi: Amazing Kow-Towing K-9.

 
MaChAi should go into Bolehland Book of Records for 'The Most Kow-Tows Ever Perform by a Political Party'!
Syabas, MaChAi, good boy, now go fetch my slippers!

more:
Malaysiakini
Malaysia-Today

Sunday, August 19, 2007

MaChAi Meet: How to Serve AMNO Better!


I've posted this before but it has return relevant again after yesterday's mobsters meet!

more:
Malaysiakini

Friday, August 17, 2007

The 1st Monkey We Will Trade Off!

 
The one Beruk we can all do without.

more:
Malaysiakini

4.6 Billion of Using Tax-Money as BAIL-OUT Only wat...


All's Quiet at the front(Mainstream Papers-lar). AMNO will want your attention to kena the 'Cina Biadap' for singing a song. Who's the real 'Biadap'? At least the musician is not robbing you!
Devil

more:

Rocky's Bru Ancient Mariner
Aisehman Malaysiakini
Malaysia Unplugged CaffeinBar

Special poster: Link  >>

Monday, August 13, 2007

PKA: Big Makan and coming soon, Bigger Lies!

 
Klang is heading to oblivion thanks to the Istana Zakaria and his clan.
As for the Joceline Tangki aka Journalist Boneka, makan your own article about virtues of both Son-in-laws, you want ketchup with that ar? Happy eating!

more:
Rocky's Bru
Malaysiakini

Sunday, August 12, 2007

AMNO Youth the self-appointed Gestapos of Blogs.


Some dickwart said your 'Freedom has its limits', which I presumed is determined by these Fascist Despots leaders of AMNO Youth. Give Freedom a breather, Kick these Nazis out of Power!

more:
Malaysiakini

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Namewee: The Truth Hurts! (Like a Biyatch)

 
It's so easy to relate to his raps, 'coz it is the Truth, ain't it? You can't help but agree he raps about what's really going down. Keep it real, playa! *grins to show off his 24k diamond-plated grilles Grrr...

Update:
He does have his own FANsite(corrected by SunnySardine). AMNO cybertroopers, cepat serang! Tak tau mandarin takpa, ikut je arahan Boss!

more:
Malaysiakini
Google

Thursday, August 09, 2007

He Ain't Heavy, He's my B-u-d-d-y!

 
If he ain't privileged, then how he gets a powerful position without even contesting? Who offers you loan, interest-free to buy your own company's share? Nora Zakar, you STUPID ar? Or just playing DUMB?

more:
Malaysiakini

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

We Walk With Missus RPK!

 
Coppers, please do not become a Proxy/Tool for AMNO politicians to oppress and suppress voices! You serve the rakyat not AMNO warlords!

more:
Malaysia-Today
Malaysiakini

Monday, August 06, 2007

People's Parliament: Saya Anak Bangsa Malaysia!


Heeding both HRH Regent of Perak and The People's Parliament to set aside our differences and work towards nation-building, say, "Aye".
All are welcome to use these posters:
Universal Black
United Grey
Synergetic Red
Harmonious Blue
Undivided Yellow

Square-banners: 128pixel X 128pixel
Universal Black
United Grey

Side-Banners: 213pixel X 51pixel
Universal Black
United Grey

The message is the same no matter what colors/sizes you choose. ;)


Malaysia-Today
People's Parliament

Friday, August 03, 2007

Son-In-Law: Epitome of Stupidity.



I'm lost for words, the words above would suffice. ;)

more:
Malaysia-Today

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

AMNO's Cyber-Gestapo

Some disillusionized AMNO Goblok propose to use YOUR TAX money for Cyber-Skodeng(cyber-monitoring/surveilance) bloggers.
For a political party that boasts the most members, they sure put Retards in charge.(No offense to the physically disable as everyone is equal in the eyes of you-know-who, except for these AMNOputras of course!)

more:
Malaysia-Today

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

AMNO vs Bloggers: Roar!



Err... if only their height supersedes their Egos, we would have been tad more scared.

more:
Malaysiakini
Malaysia-Today
Malaysia-Today
Malaysia-Today
Malaysia-Today

Friday, July 27, 2007

A Zero Will Rise!

 
Read about the infamous 'Prestation' incident here: Husin Lempoyang's "Bila Pemburu Musang Tak Kenal Musang".
Credits to Tuan Husin, Lulu and her reader, Ghostline for the inspiration!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

El Balachi Barks at Everyone Again.

 
The Blight of Parliament, The Uncouth Leprechaun, The Bigot, The Record-Holder for throwing Racist remarks at Bolehland, The Fart-Enhancer, The Least Qualified Ass to be holding any  Human-Rights position, The Wilt of Common Sense, The Dud of Dufus, The Bane of Buffoonery, The Calamity of Cuss, Death of Logic, Quantum Nuisance and of course, El Balachi. Now go fetch me a beer, Balacheee... wowow

more:
Malaysiakini
Howsy
KTemoc
ProMahathir

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Stand Tall RPK!

 
This is my vision of RPK facing his adversaries. For all he had taught us and allowing our voices to be heard. He's truly our 'Rock'!

more:
Malaysia-Today
MalaysiaKini

Updates:
Read about the infamous buffoon known as Mat Taib

Sunday, July 22, 2007

The KERISMAN Warning!

 
(I Warn Yall, before I shoot with my Laser-Eyes!) Piew-piew-piew

Even the joke is getting old...
Guess it works for orang kampung? but, but orang kampung also watches ASTRO dee, maciam-maciam ada...

more:
Malaysiakini

Updates:
A Cross-Over Poster Edition by Wattahack

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Bolehland's Finest: To Serve & Protect!

 
This is no victim of WW2 Holocaust, He is a victim of non-existent human-rights widely practised by the very same people who're suppose 'To Serve & Protect' but instead he was  brutalised and beaten to pulp by the 'Bolehland's Finest'! Are our 5-Os = Khmer Rogue?

My prediction: The coppers responsible will be on 'transfer' and face 'disciplinary actions', probably with full-pay. No jail-terms, no remorse, no nothing 'coz this is Bolehland.
We need the IPCMC now!

more horror:
Malaysiakini

NURI Replacement: It's About Frickin'Time!


Yay-Hoo! Aku Dapat BarJet Baru!
(Yahoo, I have a spanking new budget!)

If only they have given it more thoughts than their own exclusive & luxurious VIP transports.
My condolences to the ALL the victims of Nuri mishaps - mob1900

more:
Malaysiakini
Malaysia-Today

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Big Conundrum presents: "We're Not CIRCULAR!", a total out of shape movie!

 
Gottha love that Booby Hat...
And as for protecting minority religions, just STOP TEARING IT DOWN!
Doh!

more:
Malaysiakini

Friday, July 13, 2007

FREE NAT NOW!

 
UPDATES:
KokoNat is due to be released and I'm sure he would have wish he could multiply himself and thank each of you personaly, but I've came up with something that could help him and his loved ones express their gratitude to ALL of you!

Share the anticipation of his release here: Cheryl
Great work everyone!


What you can do:
BLOG about Nathaniel Tan, As of 48hrs we have 80+ blogs on our Nat and growing! Educate yourself, family and friends about OSA and its repercussions. Let the world knows there's no substitue for freedom and no justification for oppression! As Rocky said,"Make a Stand, Rattle The Net!".

  

Nathaniel Tan. Blogger, Humanitarian/Aid/Relief Volunteer(Ache, Indonesia and Sierra Leone), Human-rights Activist and a Friend.
The Five-0s denied he's under their custody.
So who has him? UTK? KGB? CIA?
This is clearly a case of kidnapping sanctioned by those in power!

UPDATED:
At 10pm, the police finally confirmed that Tan was being held at Bukit Aman.

UPDATES(3.20AM)
Dang Wangi it is. There're nicer beds there?  

UPDATES(3.54am)
BobJots got pictures wei...

UPDATES:
Points to ponder, How do you OSA a bloody website?
It's called World-wide Web for a reason. No wonder we need IPCMC.

UPDATES:
Petition to release our fellow blogger and friend > link

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Polytikus
Howsy
Bakaq
Rocky's Bru
Malaysia-Today
Eli Wong
Whatever
Bobjots
Ktemoc
syafiqsunny
Mahaguru 58
Cheryl
4896
Nik Nazmi
Bullets of Quill and Ink
Reduced & Recycled
MageP's Lab
TC
arifabdull
John LeeMK
Walski
Rozaini
RiverSlim
MalaysiaUnplugged
The Cicak
Politics101
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Global Voices
Where's My Noose?
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The Silo
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Wattahack
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The Malaysian
Screenshots
Nuraina Samad
Ancient Mariner
LinkenLim
Jazzi
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Tim
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Alice Nah
Disquiet
Zorro Unmasked
O.B.E ~Shar101
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KickDeFella
Marina Mahathir
Tony Pua
Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin 
WhatALulu
Membebel
YP's Rantings
Amin Iskandar
Sekadar Sebuah Catatan
the__earthinc
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xperienceoflife
hwayangjerng
MustStopThis
Mere Scribbling
Uncle LKS
CarbonCopy
Sayuri
Ipoh.com.my
BoingBoing
HantuLautan
Bumiputera Malaysia
AmkMalaysia
Chong Zhe Min
Lotus In The Mud
Nosceres
Kisah Seribu Satu Malang
DPPWP
Narratives @ Najah Nasseri
Being Unreasonable
Barefooted in Funny Weather
James Wong Wing On
Steve Notes
The Malaysian Billboard
Burma Underground
Bloginie
News Fuzz
Istammtisch.de
Teaoodle
Entertainmentjet.info
Ame C
BumiKu
Faisal Mustaffa
TingTitLei aka Big Lazy
Fanny Chew
Harakah Daily
Anil Netto
Janus995
Thinking Aloud
Pro-Mahathir
AIC UK
UnSpun
Alvin Yap
FPM
Kecek-Kecek Tok Mudin
Elviza
Planet Malaysia
MalaysiaMedicalResources
AnotherBrickInTheWall
FreeNatTan
Kacau Bilau

BOLEHLAND: Hate Incorporated.

 

They will be bolder than criminals with politicians backing them, politicians which YOU put into place!
This is BARISAN NAJIS! 50 Years of Animosity!

more:
Malaysiakini 1
Malaysiakini 2
Eli Wong
Dogpile
Howsy
Bangkit
Inbam
other news on religion intolerance
mob1900

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Bolehland's Racism + Religion Hate: Generously Donated by AMNO Youth.

 

What does YOUR Barisan Najis component parties have to say?

NOT-DAMN-THING of course!
This is indeed a grim reminder UNDILAH BARISAN NAJIS, NOT!

more:
Malaysiakini
Eli Wong
Dogpile


Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Revenge of the FARM ANIMALS!

 

They slaughtered farm animals in the name of a 'Wedding Tribute', what are these idiots gonne slaughter for an 'Anniversary'?
Next time, just send a fuckin' card.

more:
Malaysiakini

Kangaroos Spotted on Court



No pun intended for the real marsupials Down-under.

more:
malaysiakini

Monday, July 09, 2007

"Portray Bolehland Truthfully"



"KOTA KINABALU: The tourism industry must portray Bolehland truthfully in promotional materials so that visitors do not feel duped."

Doing my best! - mob1900

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Viable Bolehland Space Experiment #1


Might as well launch as many turds into space from Bukit Jalil.
Somor can gauge ballistics and gravitational pull on the payloads.
@ Bolehland, anything is possible including Absurdity.

more:
Malaysiakini

ZAM's Illuminati?

 
Section 211 of the Communications and Multimedia Act 1998 provides:
"No content applications service provider, or other person using a content applications service, shall provide content which is indecent, obscene, false, menacing, or offensive in character with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any person."

They should start with the Parliament, especially since Barisan Najis MP monkeys' unruly behavior were published on YouTube.
Anyway, they 'watches' (monitor) the media, but who watches them?

more:
Malaysiakini
Malaysiakini

Tuesday, July 03, 2007