Ham-sup Comedy Play & Sharon Stone

[Listening to: Unknown DVD - Unknown - (00:00)]

Well, at least that's what Hazel, our 'Vet' producer told us. Filling us with perverted fantasies of a a 'fun-filled' evening.. rite, you know as well as I do we're living in the wrong country for that. The cartoon on the post-card gives a cheeky impression of a gentleman looking on a woman's cleavage. It plays a big part in enticing the boyfriends to tag along with their GFs to a play. We men can't imagine anything erotic based on scripts or climax with words from books. No joke. We rather have our girls in the purest form -i.e visual form. And you wonder why we don't read books with erotism and best explore with the mind. ('cept for Jackie Collin's Hollywood series! Her novels popped most of me and my friend's 'cherries' back when we're still juveniles...hey! we haven't have access the local 'behind the counter' videos, back then! ) Since our days of discovering the idiot box, we've yet to give it up for books. C'mon, watching Sharon Stone riding the shit out of M. Douglas in B. Instint is waaay better than reading 200+ pages of 'The Story of O' by Pauline Reage... although S.Stone is considered 'Vintage Porn' by now, she still looks moforly sexy in B. Instinct 2, and oh, I've seen the trailer for Europe and GoDayum! She's fine! Nvm the clean Yahoo! trailer, try and get it from your buddies, it's from one of those e-mails circulating around. ;P Back to the theatre comedy, perhaps we men will eventually 'adore' plays when we do finaly grow-up one day but you can bet we will never turn down anything which is 'visualy-simulating', even when we're around you. So ladies, sure you can nag us to accompany you to your favourite play but don't expect a 'hard-on' from us when the curtains falls.

Habeas Corpus:
Habeas Corpus at Kakiseni.com

The venue and more info:
The Actors Studio

Basic Intinct 2(Hooray!)

Urban Sounds Showdownz - Ne-yo vs Chris Brown

[Listening to: Chris Brown - Chris Brown - (00:00)]
Ne-yo (album: In My Own Words - Def Jam Records)


Totally urban and all good. Two RnB singers from different states and recording lables sounding as one. In fact if you have one of those multi-disc/carousel/ disc changers queueing up both Chris Brown & Ne-Yo, you'll probably think it's from the same album. It's not to say it's a bad thing, cohesive and conform it's more likely. They both sounded great and definately for those drives long drives back home to your Missus who're waiting at home in your favorite lingerie* well, that's all fantasy but again at night time it's appropriate. ;)

Chris Brown (album: Run It! - Jive/Zomba Records)


Get some samples from their site and decide if you're into RnB or just maybe you're a Purple Raver and still claims the world runs on PLUR, puh-leez, get outha here! Get some real LOVE from these folks


Ne-yo Official Site:
http://www.iam-neyo.com/

Chris Brown Official Site:
http://www.chrisbrownworld.com

Ps: Sorry for being MIA for awhile, was being hard at work completing a local movie site, stay tuned!

Foosball anyone?

[Listening to: Unknown DVD - Unknown - (00:00)]<--- DVD-CDR koyak, could only see and burn DVD (-Mob)

Project started late December, that was just a preliminary discussion among friends before Christmas of 2005. One of the blokes told us about TigerFC wanted to have a flash game on before the end of EPL this season. Tea session at Al-Ehsan, SS2 suddenly came alive. By the end of the session, we promised to come up with something 'interesting' for TigerFC members. Hence, the TigerFC Desktop Virtual Foosball. Initial idea of your lame penalty shoot-out was thrown outha window because we thought everyone has had their share punishing a lonesome keeper and a simulation crowd booing your ass whenever you missed. We wanted something that keeps you on your toes, something that's constantly changing and by the time you've completed the games, you would feel proud. TigerFC was excited to jump straight into it when we proposed a mini-game for preliminary tests. It was a sheer joy 'coz everyone who've ever tested it likes the idea and game-play. I still remember my favourite foosball times at Time-out, a sports-bar at 1-U back in the 90's. We would hit the tables after work and get our ass beaten by folks from all walks. Time-out's manager's GF back then, beautiful and smart woman, the regular lardass who're there since 5, the teenage chicks who're there after school and etc... we were really bad before we start to master the art of wrist-twisting. Soon the sound of 'Ker-Thunk!!'(when the ball hits the metal wall of the goalpost) became a regular chime on our ears, the game got better and we, the nerds gets to be cool and start to know peeps. Hey! When you can't even beat the school-girls, you're a whimp! So here we are reliving the best of foosball while working in the office, and we get to share it with the lots of you.

Go to TigerFC
Register
and start kicking everyone's arse!

PS:
Find out what the prizes are... Growl!!!

Kudos to:
Stephen, Boon, e2 and the usual band of idiots.

Get This!

[Listening to: Unknown DVD - Unknown - (00:00)]

Jamie Foxx ~ Unpredictable

Funny man Jamie Foxx sneaks past our radar with this 4 days before Christmas album release last year. Talk about understatement. Dudes, get this for your ronnies, Ladies, ask for this since Valentine's just around the corner, you won't regret it since Jamie says, '...next stop, the G-spot!'

Sample one of my fav song in the album on the side bar ===>

Controversy surrounding the cartoons.

Some interesting facts regarding the recent Cartoons on < you-know-who >

Don't kill real people over it.
Pay USD 14.99 per month and do it in WoW.
"For the Warchief!"

Ai-Wear-Deee-Cup! Thailand trip 7th-10th January 2006

Season's Greetings from The Horde!

Christmas is a time for raids and fun,
A time to reshape demented Alliance souls and egos,
A time to give your axe to every human, elves, dwarves and gnomes,
Freely, like a rich and lavish sun,
Hack! Kill! and Pilllage human towns!
Like the Burning Crusade on the next installment

Show need of such a time for love and fun.
For newbies first, whose pain is never done,
Whose bright white fire of anguish never dies,
It's time to give your axe to every human, elves, dwarves and gnomes

That not our Dark lady fall, to hatred won
For lack of ears to listen to her cries,
Or arms to carry Thrall towards love and fun,
Or friends to care what happens on the run
To our Horde Allies, where joy or sadness lies.
It's time to give your heart to PVE,
For Warchief Thrall loves all, and turns His back on none,
Good or twisted, ignorant or wise.
Christmas is a time for raids and fun,
A time to give your axe to every human, elves, dwarves and gnomes.

Kancil Awards 2005 - Part 1

Didn't sleep for the night as the whole month preparation for Kancil Awards 2005 got us all restless. Have to meet the team at 7am Friday morning and pack the gears for the AV show. Jay msg me while I was about to reach the office, "will be late by 30 mins". Hmm... so unlike Jay. It's his real big night this year 'coz he will be coordinating the main AV show through out the night, last year, Johnnie Ho was the prominent dude behind the AV show. well, not because he had earn our respect to lead us but it's because he has the loudest voice and brash in handling events. Most event management would have love him but not us. We trust Jay would do a way better job and we were proved right at the end of the evening. Jay, Kenny, Seth, Khoo and me pack our gears into the company Unser. Only a laptop and a big plastic container! I was amazed. You see, we usually pack two HUGE 21 inch monitors and a 100 tonne terminal from Jurassic era into the poor Unser on previous years because our AVID editing system on it and it was putting a strain on everyone, but thanks to modern technology, the new laptops are holding up playing full resolution videos and stills. We even had time for breakfast leisurely and reach KLCC Convetion Centre at 9 plus with traffic. We asked the guards for direction to the unloading bay and I realised these guys aren't local, they look suspiciously like Gurkhas. Not that I have personally met any Gurkha but they don't sound like any Vietnamese, Cambodians or even from Myanmar. The tone in their eyes prolly hold some truth, we sped off to rejoin the traffic before any of them pull out a Kukri and disembowel our kidneys and livers.

Do not EVER park at KLCC if you're spending more than an hour(check an actual event at the end of the story). We took our gears and went looking for the Ballroom where Kancil Awards will be host later in the evening. It was located on the 3rd floor and the whole walkway/lobby was huge and forms a semi-circle. Fully carpeted and steel structures ala KLIA, you can see the 'Twin-Jagungs' on the left dwarfing the Maxis tower and the rest of 'other' buildings and right in the middle is a pathetic small park trying very hard to copy Central Park of NY. The trees and plants look more like some protected species than pleasant. The lobby walkway before the doors to the ballroom were being decorated with Kancil entries. It's gonne look more like some wedding instead of a real award night, I was thinking to myself.

The ballroom were huge, bigger than last year's venue, the Sunway Hotel's grand ballroom but I noticed it was missing some important 'must', chandeliers. It was lighted with cheap bulbs, hundreds of these little buggers. the stage was set up 8 hours before. Jay mentioned the production crew were only allowed in at 3am in the morning. 3 projector screens were already up, supported by two internal built-in screens on the ballroom, good, at least the architect did some smarts that actually helps. I estimated there were at least 200 table sets cramped in there and we did worry about peeps sitting at the corners would not be able to see the main event but again they would be too drunk to notice the results. We set up our gears as minimalistically as possible. The rest of the staging platform were occupied with huge consoles and mixers, we felt sheepish but superior at the same time.

After setting up our gears, we tested the presentation shows and make sure the terminals are working. Patrick, who's doing the print slides detailing the credits had his PC shutting down on him. It was stuffy and warm inside the ballroom and we decided to bring my PC from office to act as backup. So me and Kenny went back to office to pick it up, hopefully we don't have to resort to it 'coz of the HUGE collection of porn inside my pc! kidding... Took the LCD 19" monitor just incase and in any circumstances, it would look nice on our AV station eventhough hardly anyone notice there were no power cable attach.

Once me and Kenny reached KLCC Convention centre with our stuff, the 'posse' went out for makan/lunch. We walked out to MyDin which is at Jln. Ampang 'coz majority of us are smokers and we definately know the place's smokers-tolerant. Time: 1 something and we have another 12 hours before Kancil's over, sigh the waiting is the most tiresome and boring but I was wondering who's gonne be the MC for tonite's event. We found that out at 2+ in the afternoon, good ol Godfrey(radio deejay, MC, copywriter, VO talent, etc) and surprise, surprise! Ms. Serena. C from Hitz.FM! Kewl. I saw her on the media before but never met her in real life until now. She came dressing casually with a white tee and jeans for the rehearsal at 2:30pm and seems pretty well-versed with handling the event. I knew Godfrey for more than 10 years and he's been hosting Kancil for number of years but after the rehearsal, I was impressed with Ms. Serena's natural glip and her calm oversight about the whole event. And did I mention she looks great? yeah, even before the makeover as seen below posing with lucky Kenny.

Weather forecast has never been so wrong 'coz dark clouds were gathering by 4pm and starts peppering the whole of KL with heavy chunk of water. The crowd starts coming by 6pm and the beer tap opens freely. Free booze is a must for all conmen and women! I noticed a woman who was setting up the beer booth/bar which was sponsored by Carlsberg, I thought she was one of the contractor until she changed her clothes into a cocktail dress by 6 and even went up to stage later for an award for Naga DDB! Datuk Vincent Lee(MD of Naga DDB) is the Chairman for this year's 4As. He uses his own agency employees to do 4As jobs? What a Penny-pincher! Either that, or he doesn't trust anyone except his own batch of slaves. Anyway, this is his first year tenure as prez for 4As and he aimed to please and smother the other agencies. We saw how determined he was to show the world his admiration(carry-balls) for Jennifer chan, MD for BBDO, one helluva hag in the ad industry. I met her before in 95 when I was doing internship at JWT, she's 4x her size now. Never like her, especialy her insatiable ego and thinks the world revolves around her(well, it is since she's surrounded by ball-less/submissive minions.) and her arms, her really huge arms... as big as my thigh!


To be continue...

Undeads are sooo Cool!

Yes,
I've gone WoWed and been loving every minute of it. I participated in the 3 days open Beta at the end of last year and was thoroughly smitten with Azeroth. Yeah, we did played the RTS of Warcraft 3:Reign of Chaos and the expansion set, Frozen Throne 2-3 years back and totally forget about the whole storyline, plus I cheated and finished the game in a week. ;P I bet if Blizzard ever come out with the books, it would sell like hotcakes. We anticipated WoW to be released earlier this year but were quite dissapointed when it was on US-based. We went through 'extra' length to get gameplay by getting it from Singapore and Australia at RM200+ for the boxset and even use Aussie proxies to falsify our IP indentities to get into US servers. Now it's throughly legit and we're set to venture into the virtual world of Azeroth thanks to our Malaysian franchaiser who totally fucked us up. Most of the boxsets you see displayed on shelves are from Singapore or Australia, brought through friends or relatives. Even the top-up cards are brought in too. A fellow 'Horde' who went into WoW earlier(April) even have to register 'Aussie' address to play and I'm pretty sure Blizzard basically turn the other cheek to let us poor Asians into their servers! Thanks Blizz. You see, there's the software copyright laws which prohibit countries who doesn't have any 'licensed-partner' in these countries to use their software. Let's say your kind auntie in the US of A sent you this little boxset for Christmas, you won't be to use it 'legally' in a country such as ours because there's no official appointed 'distribuor' here, yet. Hey, you can buy softwares in the net only to find out it doesn't ship here. I'm sure the North Koreans are not that eager to get into WoW since they're too busy trying to survive. Since North Korea is sanctioned by the US, it includes softwares, even if it's meant for saving lives(Medical, transportation, etc). Like the Kim the Dictator gives a shite. I heard he owns a fleet of US-customed Cadillacs, wonder where he gets it?
Countries bickers, we bite the bitter-end as results. ;(

Anyway, back at WoW, I was quite surprise with the quality of prints and packaging of the boxset. Sturdy, beautifully embossed and a nice '10 days trial' besides your 1 month free play. Yup, you're given a '10 day free tril which you're suppose to introduce a friend into WoW or you can do the next smart thing, buy the boxsets together with your buddy and swap each other's '10 day Guest account' pass. Play the first 10 days on the trial account and 'upgrade'(using the boxset authentication ID) your account after the 10 days expired. The reward for your friend is another 1 month free play which you will get once he upgraded his account. 10days + I month(from boxset) + 1 month(for introducing a 'friend') = 2 months and 10 days play + a BIG smile! Say goodbye to your social life or whatever that you do!

I'm now an 'Undead'. I'm nocturnal so I Role-Play an Undead. We're the Forsakens. Our leader is Sylvanas Windrunner the Banshee Queen. She was the stubborn Night-elf Ranger Leader who defended Quel'Thalas form the Scourge led by Prince/Death Knight Arthas under The Lich King, Ner' Zhul. She and her small group of resistance elf-rangers were quickly defeated and killed by the the Death Knight. As an example of mockery to her stubborn resistance, Sylvanas was bought back as a Banshee, a mindless scourge slaved to Arthas. She regained her self-awareness during one of The Lich King's attempted to enslave Arthas using the Frostmourne sword. From that moment, she secretly plans and ambushed Arthas at Lordaeron but he was saved by the evil-mage, Kel'Thuzad. Once Arthas is outha picture, she rebuilds Lordaeron into her city, now called the Undercity. cool!

Currently the Forsaken's Royal Apothecary Society is engineering a new plague(sounds familiar?) that will not only wipe out the remaining humans in Lordaeron, but the Scourge in Northrend as well.

Now let me go and help my Queen with her cause!



"Beware of the Living!"
~ Forsaken NPCs regularly quoted. Like humans who are afraid of Undeads, we Undeads fear all living things! Ha... during Hallowean, we get 'Tricks or Treats' gags, some of us got turned into Humans/Elves/Dwarves and even Gnomes, that's a new low... spooky!

"I See XiaXue Everywhere... and she's not Stiff!" ~ Haley 'Mob' Osment in 'No Sense'

We have these little wooden steps up our office that's potentialy fatal to all of us who's working there. We have two separate occassions where two different girls fell and hurt themselves. The 'Warning' stickers didn't work. The advises through company e-mails failed to educate and stop peeps like us from running up and down a creaking stairway. I'm afraid someone might really get hurt before we become totally vigilant.

The issue of The Pink Poodle vs the rest of the world crops up again. Instead of adamant of what she has written and claiming responsibility. She curse, swears and vented frustration over two person who tries to enlighten her the error of her ways. When you have endorsements, i.e., companies with REAL people giving you money and products, you can be sure they trust you have a pretty good sense of right and wrong. It's unwritten and not mention in the contract but you should know you are not just representing these companies but also their good name which they have painstakingly build through the years. Should the situation arises, where you are unable to represent these companies, i.e. not honoring the contract, you should humbly back away and stop from further tarnishing your sponsors. I'm sure the gist of the Boycott is that.

Like the stunt she pulled after her 'KL sucks' article, she amended her own blog(hypocrite) after calling someone 'Malay F##ker' and replaced it with 'Unknown Race Corpulator' after two Singaporeans were charged for writting Racist remarks on their blogs. This is the latest screencap of her blog.

This is clearly unbecoming of an Ambassador!
Would you want a person such as XiaXue to represent You?

Complaining to a public company is a consumer's right. To my knowledge, Singapore offers the best services due to the fact Singaporeans are highly aware and are willing to go the 'extra' mile so the next generation of consumers would benefit from their feedbacks. When you are carrying a 'lable', you are susceptible to BOTH praises and complaints. No two ways around it. When a company deems you're 'UNFIT' to represent their company/brand because of your negligence, then you should be thankful they are not taking you to court for tarnishing their image.

Both Peter and Kimmie were like the 'Warning' lables on the stairway. It's meant to stop peeps from hurting themselves, warning them of iminent danger but like the Pink Poodle that she is, she will trip and fall all over herself over and over again before she finaly learns. Let's hope the bruises and bumps will be permanent this time.
Flame on, XiaXue Sympathisers.

P.I.M.P.

Thanks to Helen, I can now reveal to the world who I truly am!

Your Pimp Name Is...

His Majesty Pump

What's Your Pimp Name?

A Practical Guide to Produce Your Very Own Cheesy B-Grade Efx-Laden Hollywood movie

Make a short, really short name, case example: 'Stealth'. Buy scripts, really short ones too, 'coz it would be cheap and the actors won't need to remember any. Spend the entire budget on effects and more effects, hey, Lucas did it and gets away with the last 3 what-ever-movies-it-was. visualize the scenes you WANT to have in your movie even if it has nothing to do with the story, for example: The Armageddon walk-with-attitude scene.

Have at least ONE attractive female lead, so all the hot-blooded soldier boys out there would wanne see this epic. Even the dykes too. Have the female do something 'politically-correct' like being a tough macho ACE pilot in the world of men but has a fabulous body! No one can say anything now, eh?

Throwing a piece of ass is a major boost for tickets.

All monitor or screen graphics has too be comprehensible even to the untrained eye, colourful so even a complete nincompoop would understand the usage of Quantum Physics should the need arise. The Bad Guys have to look like your local mamak or VCD seller. The more 'ugly'(normal Asian) they look the better so every American would know who to pounce/ burn their shops on the next 'race-riot'(Christmas, I heard).

Since there's three pilots and the white couples have the hots for each other, the Black Dude shouldn't be left out. He must have an Asian girl because having another white chick is sooo wrong and the whiteys(KKK & American Nazi Party) wouldn't like it. So in comes the Asian Whore/SPG/Yellow Slut. She must be dressed like a Street Hoe while going to a temple so the Gwailors will know that if you wanne 'hit' an Asian girl, go to the nearest temple. Our Gods must be a Whitey or totally devoted to kiss Red-necked inbred Americans.

Have the Black Dude do something 'local' like accompanying the whore back to her pathetic hut in the middle of a Paddy-field. The locals would love this gesture of 'Ass-kissing' and would remian an American-Ally forever!

Allow the whitey couples develop some heat and then add abit of guilt when they realised they should remain ethically professional, whatever it is, the audience would be too dumb to know if we ourselves don't.

Proceed to kill off the Black Dude since his 20 mins is up! Fuck his talent or even if he's a huge star and being undermined in this silly little movie. We're just milking him for m-o-n-e-e

Build some tension, create something awful/disastrous using break-away states from former-Russia. Putin won't sweat it 'coz he's now an American Ally and we can shit on his former countries whenever we like. Look what we did with 'Zoolander'(if anyone remembers, shout it out in the 'Comments' section). Anything that has a 'Tan' or 'Khan' sound at the end of the country's name is good! They must have medieval-looking castles where the Bad Guys will be taking refuge so we can blow it up. Looks good in 3-D, ya know...

... though the Baddies lives on castles, we must humiliate them with 18th century choice of transport, using farm animals! The missile warheads looks cool on a cart, too, plus, those farmers are cheap, more money for the effects, Yee Haw!

Hey, those terrorists are too mean-looking, let the audience know they're imbeciles by firing their AKs into the air! Ratatataatatatatatard! ahhh... felt better already, now the fools won't stand a chance against our modern weaponery.

Let everyone know about US Navy's state-of-the-art refueling technology in mid-air. It has 'Female-voice' authenticating our pilots, hey, price of fuel is getting higher by the day and we can't have anyone coming here at 50,000 feet and get Free Petrol ya know... just make sure the voice is heard even if your pilot is in the 100 mill interceptor with equally expensive all-weather-soundproof glass.

If the Chinese can have acrobatics, we can do it with our planes too. Don't say we haven't keep up with times, this is blatantly copied and styled after THE MATRIX circa 1999.

Look you Russkies and Chinese, our jet-fighters looks darn good. Beat that!

Since North Korea is declared 'Evil' we should have someone of Asian origin that looks as nasty. Get the tea-boy from Chinatown, shave his head shit-ugly and punch his nose IN! All Asians MUST have flat noses! No one except the europeans, aussies and brits should have 'well-defined'(crooked) nose! Find some old WW2 uniform that spelt 'COMMIE' to whoever that wears it and cast em as 'props' for our mighty missile casualties scene.

Have the same 'Evil' dude near the ending taking pot shots at our Heroine while our Hero comes dashing to rescue. Move to kill the 'Evil' dude in the most miserable way possible! Hah! He deserves THAT for scratching our Main Babe.

Explosives at the END of the movie is best describe as, 'ending it with a Bang!' Now that's what the audience are paying for since fireworks are scarce.

Have a memorial at the end, not to remember their dead friend, the Black Dude, but to show how impressive the carrrier group is, we could do a great pan with cameras to show America's might. It should deter Osama from ever running a dinghy with explosives into any US Navy ships again.

End the movie with our main Hero promise to 'ride her pony til it hurts' to our Heroine. And another Global disaster being single-handedly staved by these two Americans! All the collateral damages like an entire village wiped out by nuclear dust after our flight aces blew the castle away with their missiles will be easily forgotten by the audience, hey, they can't even remember it was Tajikstan. The North Koreans will be propagandised as Evil and all Asian-lookalikes are either whores or should be whipped into submission.


Conclusion: Jamie Foxx is being treated like a retard here. He should start choosing his roles or sack his manager. Jessica Biel has the most memorable performance, err.. actually her cute and tight butt did the trick. Believe me, I zoomed in on her butt and it was all GOOD! I don't remember the 'other' actor's name whom is suppose to be the lead. Rob Cohen the director is profoundly stupid or maybe the producers are, whichever comes first.

Hope I made a BIG mockery of this film.